Verse 1
I Was Once A Young Girl, I Hang Around The Pub A Lot
I Used To Date The Fellas, But Inside Their Brain Was Rot
Then I Met A Fella, I Wanna Be His Wife
I Took Him By The Throat And I Held Up My Knife
Chorus
I Said, "Fella, Fella, We Oughta Be Together"
Gun Against His Head, He Said He Do, I Said, "You Better"
"Fella, Fella, We Oughta Be Together"
Gun Against His Head, He Said He Do, I Said, "You Better"
Verse 2
Now The Time Has Come And I'm Walking Down The Aisle
I'm Bloody Smiling, The Cunt's Frowning Dialed
Then I Get Closer, The Priest Is Saying, "What?"
I Held Him By The Crotch, He Said, "I Do," I Said, "You're Right"
Chorus
I Said, "Fella, Fella, We Oughta Be Together"
Gun Against His Head, He Said He Do, I Said, "You Better"
"Fella, Fella, We Oughta Be Together"
Gun Against His Head, He Said He Do, I Said, "You Better"
Verse 3
Now We Are Old And Gray, He's Sitting On The Rocking Chair
He Tried To Run Once, But I Ran Him Over There
Now He's Going Bald, He Has Got No Bloody Hair
Tied To The House So He Can't Go Anywhere
Chorus
I Said, "Fella, Fella, We Oughta Be Together"
Gun Against His Head, He Said He Do, I Said, "You Better"
"Fella, Fella, We Oughta Be Together"
Gun Against His Head, He Said He Do, I Said, "You Better"
Chorus
I Said, "Fella, Fella, We Oughta Be Together"
Gun Against His Head, He Said He Do, I Said, "You Better"
"Fella, Fella, We Oughta Be Together"
Gun Against His Head, He Said He Do, I Said, "You Better"
