The Old Dun Cow

Where It Says G To F It's A Walk Down From 3Rd Fret
On The E String To 1St On The E String

Verse 1
Some FEmriends And I In A Public House
Were PDlaying Dominoes One Night. Em​
When InDto The CRoom The Barman Came
His CFace All Chalky BWhite.
“WhatEm‟S Up?” Says Brown. “Have You Seen A Ghost?"
"Have You SeeD Your Aunt MarEmia?”
“Oh, Me AuntD Maria BCe Buggered,” Says He,
“The BCloody Pub‟S On FiBre!”

Verse 2
“EmOn Fire?” Says Brown, “What A Bit Of Luck!"
D"Everybody FolloEmw Me!"
"Down To DThe Cellar, CIf The Fire‟S Not There,"
"We‟Ll HaveC A Rare Old SpreeB.”
So WeEm All Went Down After Good Old Brown,
And BoozDe We Could Not EmMiss,
And We DWeren‟T TherCe Five Minutes Or More
CTill We Were All HBalf-Pissed.

Chorus
And TEmhere Was Brown, Upside Down,
LDicking Up The Whiskey Off The FloEmor.
D“Booze, Booze!” The CFiremen Cried,
As TChey Came Knockin’ At The BDoor (Clap Clap)
“Don‟EmT Let Them In Till It‟S All Mopped Up,"
SomebDody! Shouted "MaEmcintyre." (Macintyre)
And We DAll Got BluCe-Blind PBaralytic Drunk
When The COld Dun BCow / CaughEmt Fire.

Verse 3
Then SEmmith Went Over To The Port-Wine Tub
And DGave It A Few Hard KnocksEm; (Clap Clap)
And SDtarted CTaking Off His Pantaloons,
LikewCise His Shoes And BSocks
“HoldEm On,” Says Brown, “We Can‟T Have That,"
"YoDu Can‟T Do That IEmn Here.
“Don‟T GoD WashingC Your Trotters In The Port-Wine Tub,"
When We‟CVe Got All This LiBte Beer.”

Chorus
And TEmhere Was Brown, Upside Down,
LDicking Up The Whiskey Off The FloEmor.
D“Booze, Booze!” The CFiremen Cried,
As TChey Came Knockin’ At The BDoor (Clap Clap)
“Don‟EmT Let Them In Till It‟S All Mopped Up,"
SomebDody! Shouted "MaEmcintyre." (Macintyre)
And We DAll Got BluCe-Blind PBaralytic Drunk
When The COld Dun BCow / CaughEmt Fire.

Verse 4
WellEm, Then There Came An Awful Crash,
HaDlf The Bloody Roof Gave EmWay.
We Were DDrownedC In The Firemen‟S Hose,
StilCl We Were GoinBg To Stay.
So We EmGot Some Tacks And Our Old Wet Slacks
And We DNailed Ourselves InEmside,
And We DSat There CSwallyin‟ Pints Of Stout
Till WCe Were Bleary BEyed.

Chorus
And TEmhere Was Brown, Upside Down,
LDicking Up The Whiskey Off The FloEmor.
D“Booze, Booze!” The CFiremen BCried,
As TChey Came Knockin’ At The BDoor (Clap Clap)
“Don‟EmT Let Them In Till It‟S All Mopped Up,"
SomebDody! Shouted "MaEmcintyre." (Macintyre)
And We DAll Got BluCe-Blind PBaralytic Drunk
When The COld Dun BCow / CaughEmt Fire.

Verse 5
LEmater That Night When The Fire Was Out
We DCame Up From The Cellar EmBelow
Our PDub Was BCurned, Our Booze Was Drunk
And Our CHeads Were A-Hangin’ BLow
"Oh LoEmok,” Says Brown, With A Look Quite Queer
It Seemed DSomething Caught His EmIre
"We’ve DGotta Get CDown To Murphy’s Pub
It CCloses On The BHour!"

Chorus
And TEmhere Was Brown, Upside Down,
LDicking Up The Whiskey Off The FloEmor.
D“Booze, Booze!” The CFiremen Cried,
As TChey Came Knockin’ At The BDoor (Clap Clap)
“Don‟EmT Let Them In Till It‟S All Mopped Up,"
SomebDody! Shouted "MaEmcintyre." (Macintyre)
And We DAll Got BluCe-Blind PBaralytic Drunk
When The COld Dun BCow / CaughEmt Fire.