The Coup

Single Released September 4, 2026

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Verse 1
Well, If CI Was Gonna Stage A Coup In An C7Upcoming Election
FWhat Exactly Would I Do To G7Safeguard My Protection?
I Think I'd CBuild Myself A Great Big Room With C7Some Strategic Placement
I'd Put FGuided Missiles On The Roof And G7Data Centers In The Basement
In CCase They Try To Send The Troops When C7I Perform My Little Coup
I'd FNeed A Private Army To Be G7Present When I Stage It
From CThere, It's Not Too Difficult, So Let's C7Not Over Complicate It
I'll Just FNeed A Couple Working Years Of G7Solid Degradation
And I'll CSee How Far My Party Goes AC7long Before They Question
I'll FSee How Many Citizens Can G7Die With No Arrests
CI'll Stress Test The Balances And The C7Checks Of The Constitution
BeFfore I Stage My Little Insiders G7Only Revolution

Verse 2
And If CI Was Gonna Stage A Coup In C72028
I Think FI'd Set Up A Crypto Coin Through My G7Family's Estate
And I'd Take CBillions In Contributions From C7Foreign Heads Of State
I'd Take QaFtari Jets And Make 3,000G7 Insider Trades
And Then I'd CHave My Sons Invest In Ai C7Tech For Guided Drones And Bombing
And SFtart A Peace In The Middle East And G7Let The Drone Start Data Farming

Verse 3
And If CI Was Gonna Stage A Coup, I'd C7Nationalize Elections
And I'd FTell The People I'm Doing All Of ThisG7 For Their Own Protection
And I CWouldn't Leave The White House When The C7Final Ballot's Cast
And When The EFlection Has Been Certified, I'd G7Sit My Happy Ass Inside
My CBrand New Spanking Ballroom Built To C7Withstand Any Strike
And I'd FHave My Private Army Ready G7With Me Day And Night
And I'd CCall The Congress Compromised, I'd C7Say The Court's Been Jeopardized
And FOnce The Country's Paralyzed, I'd G7Institute The Reich

Verse 4
Well, If CI Was Gonna Stage A Coup To C7Satisfy My Ego
I Guess FI'd Dress Up As Jesus Christ And G7Try To Play The Hero
And I'd CTell The World To Be Afraid Of C7All Their Friends And Neighbors
And FJust Like Jesus Taught Us, I Would G7Punish Those Who Waver

Verse 5
And If CI Was Gonna Stage A Coup, I'd C7Prop Up Jd Vance
And FOnce His Campaign Starts To Lose, That's G7When I'd Have My Chance
I'd Say The CSystem Has Been Rigged, Now It's C7Time That We Get Rid
Of FEverything That I Have Been G7Harmful To The Truth
So CSay Goodbye To The Fake News Outlets, C7Adiós To Those Who Doubted
FSayonara To The Green Card Scammers, G7Au Revoir To The Foreign Landers
CChop The Head Off Of Bernie Sanders,C7 Aoc And Biden's Handlers
FNo More Us As We Know It, G7No More News Or Whistle Blowing
CGoodbye Years Of Rigged Elections, C7Goodbye Human Rights Protections
FGoodbye Anyone Who QuestionsG7 Golden Statues I've Erected
CBillionaires Will All Be Smitten, C7All The While I'll Just Be Sittin'
FBack To Reaping All The Profit And G7Silence Those Who Try To Stop It

Outro
If CI Was Gonna Stage A Coup To C7Show The World How Great I Am
FThese Are The Things That I Would Do, My G72028 Election Plan C​