Monte Carlo

Note
Continue Intro Plucking Pattern Into Verse 1 & 2 Without The Chord Variations On The D6
Switch To Strumming Just Before "You Never Know In Monte Carlo"
D6* = Use Intro Variations
1St Interlude Is Strummed, 2Nd Is Picked
Last Verse Is Picked
Dsus2* = Use Interlude Variation

Intro
  E6                            Bm     F#m     Bm     F#m

Verse 1
And The E6Three Lonely Things Poking Up From The Water
Are Her BmNipples And Her F#mNose As She FBmloats On Her BF#mack
And The E6Sand Is Deserted, Except For Me Standing
I BmStand As The F#mLandmark To KBmeep Her On TF#mrack
So The E6Ocean Won't Pull Her Away
Bm  F#m  Bm  F#m

Verse 2
I'm E6Guarding Our Bags Since I Really Can't Swim
And I BmDon't Want To F#mLearn, Though She DBmoes Try To TF#meach
But E6Thieves Who Scope Tourists At Night In The City
In BmDaytime All F#mProbably HBmang At This BF#meach   E6​
E6You Never Know In Monte BmCarlo F#m​
Bm  F#m

Verse 3
From E6Noon Until Evening Her E6Skin Changes Color
From BmPaler Than F#mMine To A SBmun-Punished RF#med
So E6I Expect Havoc, Tonight Around Bedtime
She'll BmWant Me To F#mBlow On Her BBmlisters In BF#med    E6​
E6That's The Sun In Monte BmCarlo F#m​
Bm  F#m

Interlude
  E6

Bm     F#m     Bm     F#m

Verse 4
The E6Keeper Of The E6Lighthouse Is Sleeping
SoBm We Creep UF#mpstairs To PBmlay With His BF#meam
E6Making Ships Stray From Their Courses Intended
ByBm Highlighting F#mRocks And The SBmhallows BetF#mween Them
And The E6Smashing Of Hulls In The Night Seemed To Have
NoBm Consequence At F#mAll, Like The ABmction In DF#mreams
In The E6Morning Gulls Pick Over Jetsam And Junk
Over BmFlotsam But F#mFeeling No GBmuilt For Their SF#mcreams
While E6We Spend Three-Quarters Of Our Time Apologizing
For The BmQuarter Of The F#mTime That We're TBmhoughtless
And F#mThoughtless And ME6ean
E6Just For Fun In Monte BmCarlo  F#m     Bm    F#m     E6​
E6Just For Fun In Monte BmCarlo  F#m     Bm​

Verse 5
F#mWe Go E6To The Cliffs Where The Men Cruise Each Other
Their BmCars Come And F#mGo Like The CBmhange Of The TF#mide
Where E6Grace Kelly Swam Her Last Swim On The Planet
BmWhen Grace Kelly'F#ms Roadster FBmlipped Over The SF#mide Of The GuE6ardrail

  E6

Bm     F#m     Bm     F#m

Verse 6
One E6Guy Looked So Nervous, And Standing Alone
My BmFriend Saw Him F#mShaking And SBmtarted To LF#maugh
I Said, "E6Wouldn't You Be Nervous If You Knew In Ten Minutes
BmYou'd Have The Surf At YoF#mur Feet And Some BmStranger UF#mp Your BaE6ck
E6Giving You His Best Monte BmCarlo?" F#m     Bm    F#m     E6​
A E6Ten-Minute, Double-Ringed BmHalo... F#m     Bm​

Verse 7
You F#mKnow, The Most BE6reathtaking Sight I've Seen In Awhile
Was The BmSight Of French F#mMen Fucking UBmnder The SF#mtars
We E6Watched Them Dancing Like Mermen On Fire
Till BmCops Came And F#mChased Them ABmway In Their CF#mars   E6​
E6We Watched Them Run In Monte BmCarlo F#m     Bm    F#m     E6​
E6We Watched Them And We LaidBm Low F#m     Bm​

Interlude
  Esus2                         Bm     F#m     Bm     F#m

Final Verse
And My Esus2Girl Is As Red As A Rare Hothouse Flower
Her BmSkin Is So F#mBurned That SBmhe's Giving Off HF#meat
And My Esus2Girl Is As Tired As Nobody's Business
BmBut Sea-Air MakesF#m Sleeping IncBmredibly SF#mweet   Esus2​
Esus2Two More Nights In Monte BmCarlo F#m     Bm    F#m     Esus2​
Esus2And Her Burn Will Be A BmTan F#m     Bm    F#m     Esus2​
Esus2She Can't Sleep, She Just BmSaid So F#m     Bm    F#m     Esus2​
Esus2So I Turn Up The BmFan F#m     Bm​