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Verse 1
I'm A EFeminine EminG#em, A Slim Shady C#mLady
But Nice 'Cause I ATexted Haiti
E90 Lady G#Cops On The Road,
And I'm C#mArrested For Doing 8A0
Like EHamlet, All About G#Words, Words, WorC#mds
Divide A Whole Into AThirds, Thirds, EThirds
I'm A Gay Sea G#Otter
I Blow C#mOther Dudes Out Of The WAater
I'm The EMan Muffin, G#Diving, Muffin
C#mCold And Fly Like An AArctic Puffin
EPuffin' G#Whacky Tobaccy
C#mHating Other Rappers Like I'm HAelga Pataki
And I've Been ERocking This Mic
Before G#ElectriciC#mty
Way Back In A AThousand BcEe
That's BefG#ore The Common C#mEra

Era, Era, Era, (Era, Era)
E(Ohh!) I G#Can't Be Stopped
C#mFlow So Sick That It SAhould Be Mopped Up  E​
Chick's Got A G#Dixie Cup
I Got A C#mDick Full Of Helium, I'llA Fuck You Up
A EBoy, A Girl, A G#Middle-Aged BitC#mch
Botox IAn The Third Person
E  I Give The PersG#pective A Switch And
C#m  Bo Talks In The Third Person

Just Relax, If You Want To Know Me

Here's Two Facts

Chorus
EI Hate Catchy G#Choruses
And I'm A C#mHypocrite
AHungry, Hungry BHypocrite
EI Hate Catchy G#Choruses
And I'm A C#mHypocrite

Verse 2
Met A Girl Named EMacy G#​
I Had C#mSex With Her All DAay
But She Was DysElexic
So I G#Ended Up Doin' The C#mYmcaA​
We EBalling, Asian,G# Wii Bowling
C#mProstate Cancer SAemicolon
EFind That Hole Like I'G#m Stephen Hawking
C#mAtticus Finch, KAilling, Mocking
E Cry, Like A G#Child Would C#m​
You Raped My AChildhood
Just EStroll In, RolG#lin' Your Pole Into
C#mRolie Polie OAlie's Colon
E(Oh) To G#Relax My Mind
I Take A C#mWalk By The Clock
And IA Pass The Time And
ERhyming, MathG#ematical Timing
C#mSyntax Impacts The IAntact Hymen
EI'm An IntG#ernet Provider
C#mCame From The Web Like A HAorny Spider
EFucked A Girl In An G#Apple Orchard
C#m  Then Came In CAider
I Thought EAids Was A G#Butt Virus
Like ConC#mjunction, Junction, ConjAunctivitis
E  I Spit Gold G#Bars
'Cause I Was MoC#mlested By My Uncle MAidas
Gay EDads Blow Pops, Another Sucker

Oedipus Was The First Motherfucker

Chorus
EI Hate Catchy G#Choruses
And I'm A C#mHypocrite
AHungry, Hungry BHypocrite
EI Hate Catchy G#Choruses
And I'm A C#mHypocrite (Hypocrite)  A​

Verse 3
EWe, The People Of The G#Usa
JoC#mse, We're Not Talking To YAou, Essé
We Got A EBorder In Order To G#Keep You Out
It's What My C#mNyu EssAay's About
Cause We're,E Xenophobic G#Warrior Princess
C#mMolested By My Uncle SAam, Is That Incest?
E"I Want You To G#Smell My Finger”
C#mDoes My Nephew's SAcent Still Linger?
ESouth Of Queers, G#North Of Hell
The C#mQueer Ones Suck And The BArown Ones Smell
We EGuard The Border And We G#Guard It Well
But Some C#mSlip Through The Cracks Of The LAiberty Bell
Did EI Say Liberty? G#I Meant Taco,
C#mPaco, Hey You Better LAet That Rock Go
'Cause EIn Real Life GoG#liath Wins
And Then C#mSells All The Silk
That The AWidow Spins

One More Time

Chorus
EI Hate Catchy G#Choruses
And I'm A C#mHypocrite
AHungry, Hungry BHypocrite
EI Hate Catchy G#Choruses
And I'm A C#mHypocrite (Hypocrite)  A​

Bridge
Yeah, Break It Down Now, What
EBitches And Hoes, Bo's G#Hoes, Oh
Bitches And C#mHoes, BAitches, Hoes
EBitches And Hoes Don't Exist
Because The G#Hoes Know Bo's A Feminist
C#mBitches And Hoes Don't Exist
Because The AHoes Know Bo's A Feminist
So ETake Off Your Bras And Burn 'Em, Oh
G#  Or You Can Let Me Burn 'Em, Oh
C#mTake Off Your Bras And Burn 'Em, Oh
AOr You Can Let Bo Burnham Burn 'Em
ETake Off Your Bras And Burn 'Em, Oh
G#  You Can Let Me Burn 'Em, Oh
C#mTake Off Your Bras And Burn 'Em, Burn 'Em
AOr You Can Let Bo Burnham Burn 'Em
EHoes, Bo's G#Hoes, Oh, Bitches And C#mHoes

Bitches!

Ehm, Dizzy