Wheeler Walker Jr.

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Old Piece Of Shit

Im Out On The Road. Playin My Shows. Everybodys Half Of My Age. The Bus Is Too Cold. Im Movin Real Slow. Lookin For An Outback Steak. Im An Old Piece Of Shit. Need Pills For My Dick. If You Dont Want

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Whiskey Dickin

Whiskey Dickin On A Saturday Night. Try To Stick In But It Dont Work Right. Dont Lose Focus Dont Lose Hope Right Now. Keep Your Eye On The Prize. And Babe Im Gonna Lay You Down. Whiskey Dickin Youve B

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Nice Titties

Shes Dumb As Shit. My Friends Hate Her. Nobody Knows Why Id Ever Wanna Date Her. Cause She. Aint Cute. Aint Funny. Cant Keep A Job. And Spends All My Money On. Shit She Dont Need. Like Uber Fuckin Eat

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Waiting For The Drugs To Kick In

On A Date. With Some Chick. Shes Talking Loud. She Wouldnt Quit. I Hit The Head. And Did A Line. Sat Back Down. Was Feeling Fine. My Whole Life Is Full Of Sin. And The Whole Worlds Full Of Shit. So Im

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Why Aren't You Suckin' My Dick

Got A Boss And His Name Is Chad. He Likes To Ride Me Real Real Bad. I Swear To God Someday Im Gonna Kick His Ass. Makes Me Come In On Saturday. Always Threatening To Dock My Pay. Tryin Not To Laugh At

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Big Tittied Lady

. Theres So Many Damn Things That I Love About You. From Your Pretty Blonde Hair To Your Skynyrd Tattoo. Your Boo Oo Oobs. Ive Seen My Fair Share Of Big Titties Before. But I Aint Never Seen A Pair Th