Ghoti Hook

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Samson

Ghoti Samson. Tuning Standard Eadgbe. Me And Samson Go To The Store. And Ole Samson Leaves Craters. In The Floor Me And Samson. Walk Around Town And Clumsy. Samson Knocked Several. Buildings Down. Me

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Spice Drops

Ghoti Spice Drops. Tuning Standard Eadgbe. Then. Then. Then. Then. God God He Sent His Son. To Save Us From The Evil One. Bought By Blood Begotten Son. For Faith Is Free And Very Fun. God God God God

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The Box

Ghoti The Box. Tuning Standard Eadgbe. Then. The Box. The Box. The Box. This One Is. Called The Box. The Box. The Box. The Box. This One Is. Called The Box. The Box. The Box. The Box. This One Is. Cal

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Ooklah The Punk

Ghoti Ooklah The Punk. Tuning Standard Eadgbe. Ooklah The Punk Was. Going To The Show. Ooklah The Punk. Fought Lou Ferrigno. Ooklah The Punk Was. Struggling For Some Lyrics. Ooklah The Punk Says. Anyt

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Money

Ghoti Money. Tuning Standard Eadgbe. My Little Sunshine. Sleeps Beneath The Oak. The Forest Denizens Seem To. Smile When I Came Near She Awoke. She Gazed At Me With Eyes Of Guile. We Walked Out To The

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Dry Run

Ghoti Dry Run. Tuning Standard Eadgbe. Bass Then. Chicken Legs And Scrambled Eggs. Potato Chips In Onion Dip. Are Things I Eat For Breakfast. Everyday Honey Ham And Soggy. Spam Jimmy Dean With Refried

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Tract Boy

Ghoti Tract Boy. Tuning Standard Eadgbe. Then. Then. Then. I Saw Her There. Walking On The Street. I Said Excuse Me Theres. Someone You Ought To Meet. You Ought To Meet. She Came Up To Me. Whatcha Hav

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Super Sumo

Ghoti Super Sumo. Tuning Standard Eadgbe. I Flip The Channels On Tv. And See Some Sumos On The Screen. I Know Now What I Want To Be. Ill Put My Hair All Up In Braids. Ill Get To Eat Food All The Day.

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Seasons

Ghoti Seasons. Tuning Standard Eadgbe. Then. It Was A Soft Summer Night. When You Came Into My Life. I Thought It Was A Dream When. Your Hand Reached Out For Me. There Was Something There. That I Coul

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Scared Am I

Ghoti Scared Am I. Tuning Standard Eadgbe. Then. Then. Then. Shes Late For The First Time. She Dont Know Where She Is. She Doesnt Know Where To Go. Lost In Her Driving Angry And. Crying She Dont Know

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Knock Knock

Ghoti Knock Knock. Tuning Standard Eadgbe. Bass Then. Knock Knock. Whos There. Boo Boo Who. Why Are You Crying. Knock Knock. Whos There. Ach Ach Who. Why Are You Sneezing. This Song Will Make You Mad.

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My Bike

Ghoti My Bike. Tuning Standard Eadgbe. Whats Missing From The Picture. Its Just Me Without My Bike. Then. Theres Just One Thing That. I Love More Than Anything. I Hold It So Near To My Heart. It Has J

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Banana Man

Ghoti Bananaman. Tuning Standard Eadgbe. He Might Look Just A Little Bit. Kooky But He Thinks Thats Okay. He Needs A Job To Pay Off His. Mortgage And His Chevrolet. If Tricks You Want Then He Aint. Yo

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Never

Ghoti Never. Tuning Standard Eadgbe. Then. Got A Phone Call. On This Rainy Night. It Was A Call That. Id Dread For All My. Life My Son Was Driving. On A Winding Road. When He Lost Control. My Mind Is

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Middle Ground

Ghoti Middle Ground. Tuning Standard Eadgbe. Then. Told To Sit There On The Couch. Arms Crossed With No Idea About. What They Wanted To Tell. Me That Meant So Much. Then It All Came Out. Another Thing

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Running Away

Ghoti Running Away. Tuning Standard Eadgbe. Then. You Say Sorry And Walk Away. And You Go To Face A Problem. I Cant Stand In Your Way. You Will Lose And Fall. Flat On Your Face. And When You Do. Ill S

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Love By The Numbers

Ghoti Love By The Numbers. Tuning Standard Eadgbe. 123456789101112. Days Is All The Time I. Can Spend With You. Cause You Live So Far Away. 123456789101112. Thousand Miles Is How. Far I Have To Get To

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Body Juggler

Ghoti Body Juggler. Tuning Standard Eadgbe. Then. She Can Only See. Past Certain Views. She Doesnt Think. That She Will Lose. And With This We. Just Cannot Get Along. I Must Admit I Like. Her A Lot Th

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All That I Am

Ghoti All That I Am. Tuning Standard Eadgbe. It Seems So Long Since. We Would Waste Away. In The Afternoon. Give Ourselves The. Reason For The Need. To Shy Away From. What Was True. So Take. All That

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Shrinky Dinks

Ghoti Shrinky Dinks. Tuning Standard Eadgbe. Last Night I Laid In Bed. And Thought About It All. What Was It That Had Made. Us Fall I Dont Regret. Anything That I Said To You. The Choice We Made Was.