Intro
Verse 1
Well I Gave Her My Heart
She Just Had To Go And Break It
Left Me Lonely As Hell
With Plenty Motivation
To Somehow Someway
Get My Needle Back In The Groove
Verse 2
Yeah I Put Me On A Little Relationship Weight
But Now I'm Back In The Gym
Gonna Get Back In Shape
Anything And Everything It Takes Is What I'm Willing To Do
Chorus
This Dick Ain't Gonna Suck Itself
I'm All Pent Up Inside This Hell
I'm Gonna Need A Little Help
Getting Outta This Dry Spell
This Dick Ain't Gonna Suck Itself
Interlude
Verse 3
Oughta Get Me Some Abs And Some Manscaping Tools
Mow My Pubes, Gain Me An Inch Or Two
Otherwise These Balls Of Mine'll Never Be Nothing But Blue
That's The Cold Hard Truth
Chorus
This Dick Ain't Gonna Suck Itself
I'm All Pent Up Inside This Hell
I'm Gonna Need A Little Help
Getting Outta This Dry Spell
This Dick Ain't Gonna Suck Itself
Bridge
I Wish It Wasn't Me
Down On My Knees
At The End Of My Rope
Can't Get No Relief
All On My Own
Out-Chorus
This Dick Ain't Gonna Suck Itself
I'm All Pent Up Inside This Hell
I'm Gonna Need A Little Help
Getting Outta This Dry Spell
This Dick Ain't Gonna Suck Itself
If You Know Someone That Could Help
I Ain't Feeling Picky, Hell
This Dick Ain't Gonna Suck Itself
This Dick Ain't Gonna Suck Itself
