Intro
Verse 1
I'm A Closet Alcoholic
And I Just Learned What To Call It
And I Started It In College
In Some Busted-Up Apartment
Verse 2
I Drink And Then Regret It
And Really, It's Just Pathetic
And I Promise To Get Sober
At My Birthday, Over And Over Again
Pre-Chorus
I Gotta Go And Make My Rounds
Think I Should Tell All Of My Friends
Chorus
I Found Love In The Places I Hated The Most About Myself
And It's Not Even Close
Sometimes This Life's Just A Son Of A Bitch
I Found True Hope When I Wanted To Quit
It Was Hard To Admit
That I'm Powerless
Verse 3
Oh, I Blame It On My Mama
And I Blame It On My Trauma
And I Say It Ain't Genetic
And Really, It's Just Pathetic
Verse 4
I Think That In My Brain
That Everything Should Change
Then Do Everything The Same
That's Legit The Definition Of Insane
Pre-Chorus
To Admit That You're A Loser Is Simply
Just Not The American Way
Chorus
I Found Love In The Places I Hated The Most About Myself
And It's Not Even Close
Sometimes This Life's Just A Son Of A Bitch
I Found True Hope When I Wanted To Quit
It Was Hard To Admit
That I'm Powerless
Outro
Now I'm Proud Of It
That I'm Powerless
