Intro
I'm Superior, You're Inferior
I'm The Big Attraction, You're The Small,
I'm The Mejor One, You're The Minor Own,
I Can Beat You Shootin' That's Not All.
Chorus 1
Anything You Can Do,
I Can Do Better.
I Can Do Anything
Better Than You.
No, You Can't.
Yes, I Can.
No, You Can't.
Yes, I Can.
No, You Can't.
Yes, I Can, Yes, I Can!
Chorus 2
Anything You Can Be
I Can Be Greater.
Sooner Or Later,
I'm Greater Than You.
No, You're Not.
Yes, I Am.
No, You're Not.
Yes, I Am.
No, You're Not!
Yes, I Am, Yes, I Am!
Verse 1
I Can Shoot A Partridge
With A Single Cartridge.
I Can Get A Sparrow
With A Bow And Arrow.
I Can Do Most Anything!
Can You Bake A Pie?
N.c.
No.
Neither Can I.
Chorus 3
Anything You Can Sing
I Can Sing Louder.
I Can Sing Anything
Louder Than You.
No, You Can't.
Yes, I Can.
No, You Can't.
Yes, I Can.
No, You Can't.
Yes, I Can, Yes, I Can!
Chorus 4
Anything You Can Buy
I Can Buy Cheaper.
I Can Buy Anything
Cheaper Than You.
Fifty Cents?
Forty Cents!
Thirty Cents?
Twenty Cents!
No, You Can't!
Yes, I Can, Yes, I Can!
Chorus 5
Anything You Can Dig,
I Can Dig Deeper.
I Can Dig Anything
Deeper Than You.
Thirty Feet.
Forty Feet.
Fifty Feet.
Sixty Feet.
No, You Can't.
Yes I Can, Yes I Can!
Verse 2
I Can Drink My Liquor
Faster Than A Flicker.
I Can Drink It Quicker
And Get Even Sicker!
I Can Live On Bread And Cheese.
And Only On That?
N.c.
Yes.
So Can A Rat!
Chorus 6
Any Note You Can Reach
I Can Go Higher.
I Can Sing Anything
Higher Than You.
No, You Can't.
Yes, I Can.
No, You Can't.
Yes, I Can.
No, You Can't.
Yes I Can, Yes I Can!
Chorus 7
Anyone You Can Lick,
I Can Lick Faster,
I Can Lick Anyone
Faster Than You.
With Your Fist?
With My Feet.
With Your Feet?
With An Axe.
No, You Can't.
Yes, I Can, Yes, I Can!
Chorus 8
Any School Where You Went,
I Could Be Master.
I Could Be Master Much
Faster Than You.
Can You Spell?
No I Can't
Can You Add?
No I Can't
Can You Teach?
Yes, I Can, Yes, I Can!
Verse 3
I Could Be A Racer.
Quite A Steeple Chaser.
I Can Jump A Hurdle
Even With My Gurdle.
I Can Open Any Safe.
Without Bein' Caught?
N.c.
Yes.
That's What I Thought!
Chorus 9
Any Note You Can Hold
I Can Hold Longer.
I Can Hold Any Note
Longer Than You.
No, You Can't.
Yes, I Can.
No, You Can't.
Yes, I Can.
No, You Can't.
Yes, I Can, Yes, I Can!
