Verse
Now, I'm A U.s. Male 'Cause
I Was Born In A Mississippi Town On A Sunday Morn
Now Mississippi Just Happens To Occupy A Place
In The Southeastern Portion Of This Here
Verse 2
United States Now That's A Matter Of Fact, Buddy And You Know It Well
So I Just Call Myself The U.s. Male That's M-A-L-E, Son That's Me!
Verse 3
Now I Said All That To Say All This I've Been Watchin' The Way You've Been Watchin' My Mis:
For The Last Three Weeks You Been Hot On Her Trail
And You Kinda Upset This U.s. Male
You Touch Her Once With Your Greasy Hands I'm Gonna Stretch Your Neck Like A Long Rubbe
Band
Verse 4
She's Wearin' A Ring That I Bought Her On Sale
And That Makes Her The Property Of This U.s
Male
Hook
You Better Not Mess With The U.s.
Male My Friend The U.s. Male Gets Mad, He's Gonn
Do You In You Know What's Good For Yourself Son
You Better Find Somebody
Else Son Don't Tamper With The Property Of The U.s. Male
Instruments
Verse 5
Through The Rain And The Heat And The Sleet And The Snow The
U.s. Male Is On His Toes
Quit Watchin' My Woman, For That Aintt Wise
You Ain't Pullin' No Wool Over This Boy's Eyes
Verse 6
I Catch You 'Round My Woman,
Champ I'm Gonna Leave Your Head 'Bout The Shape Of A
Stamp Kinda Flattened Out, So You'll Do Well
To Quit Playin' Games With This U.s. Male
