Verse 1
I Have This Weird Fantasy
I Don't Meet Him At A Bar
I Meet Him On Halloween
When Parties Feel Like A Dream
Too Many Bodies In One Yard
But It's The Season Of Freaks
Verse 2
He'll Be Major, Like 6'2"
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Bones Out In His Skull Suit
He'll Say, "Hi, Nice To Meet You"
I'll Say, "What Is Your Costume?"
"Does It Really Matter What Comes Off In Your Bedroom?"
Chorus
Look At Me, Look At Us
Keep That Pace Right There
Take Your Time, Like A Plan, You Can Come Later
I Don't Mind, I Don't Care
I'm The Best Flavor
Take A Bite, Have A Taste, Am I Sweet Or Savior?
Verse 3
Once He's Bleeding Babe, Claim Your Trade
You'll Trick His Heart, He'll Treat Your Legs
He's So Hot When He Covers His Face
Keep The Mask On But Show Off Your Brain
Now That You Got Me Right Where You Want Me
I Wanna Feel You Lose It In My Body
'Cause I Can Take It, 'Cause I'm Not Naked
Until You Finish Off My Skin And Chew Into The Bone
Chorus
Look At Me, Look At Us
Keep That Pace Right There
Take Your Time, Like A Plan, You Can Come Later
I Don't Mind, I Don't Care
I'm The Best Flavor
Take A Bite, Have A Taste, Am I Sweet Or Savior?
Bridge
I Know You Think That You Can Save Me
But I'm Not Afraid Of Your Kitchen Knife
I've Held A Gun, Forgiven Twice
I'm God's Child, I've Drank Blood
Swallowed The Marrow Of Everlasting Love (Ah)
Chorus
Look At Me, Look At Us
Keep That Pace Right There
Take Your Time, Like A Plan, You Can Come Later
I Don't Mind, I Don't Care
I'm The Best Flavor
Take A Bite, Have A Taste, Am I Sweet Or Savior?
I Know You Think You've Got To Save Me
Outro
(Ah, Uh Ah, Uh Ah)
I've Put 'Em First A Thousand Times
God Has His Plan, But So Do I
