Root Hog Or Die

From The Album "Grandma's Operation" (2026)

Intro
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Verse 1
DmWell, Now Listen Honey
Dm  You Got To Make That Money
A7I Don't Think It's Funny
It's Bb7Root, A7Hog Or DmDie
DmIf You Don't, I'm Leaving
Dm  Got Gonna Be Grieving
A7I'm Not Make Believing
It's Bb7Root, A7Hog Or DmDie

Verse 2
Now,Gm I've Put My Watch
My DmClothes And Diamond Ring
But GmNow You're Gonna Have To Start
A7  Shake, Shake That Old Thing
Dm  I Know I'm Mellow
Dm  Been A Good Fellow
A7I'm No Storyteller
It's Bb7Root, A7Hog Or DmDie

Trombone Solo
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Trumpet Solo
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Verse 3
DmWell, Now Listen Honey
Dm  You Got To Make That Money
A7I Don't Think It's Funny
It's Bb7Root, A7Hog Or DmDie
DmIf You Don't, I'm Leaving
Dm  Got Gonna Be Grieving
A7I'm Not Make Believing
It's Bb7Root, A7Hog Or DmDie

Verse 4
Now,Gm I've Put My Watch
My DmClothes And Diamond Ring
But GmNow You're Gonna Have To Start
A7  Shake, Shake That Old Thing
Dm  I Know I'm Mellow
Dm  And A Good Fellow
A7I'm No Storyteller
It's Bb7Root, A7Hog Or DmDie

Instrumental
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Outro
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