Almost Perfect

Intro
E Have You Checked?
Have A ELook In The Mirror
There's A AFault, A Crack

A Flaw, A Defect
E Have You Tried Wrapping Up?
Taping Over? Eating ALess?

Proceed, You're Almost Perfect
C#m Swear By These F#mResults My Darling
SEelf-ImprovementG#m Is My Mission
You Can Try And F#mFail To Look Like EMe
And I Can G#mMake Commission

Verse 1
EHey, Your Lips Have A Tilt
Have You Thought About ABig

The Space Between Your Eyebrows Is?
EHave You Heard? If You Breathed
It Will Give You Double-AChin

Sometimes It's Bеst To Hold It In

Pre-Chorus
It's All Your C#mFault
The AF#mbility To CEhange Is In YourG#m Hands
C#m Just Slam The F#mWall. Your Bonеs Too EThick?
And Simply G#mGrind Them Into C#mSand
With MyG# Favorite Brand

Chorus
ELook At You, Babe
You're G#Almost There
With C#mJust Another BDime Or Two
The AGods Will SurelyB Spare You
ENegligence Is Sinful;
G# It's Good To Care
I've C#mHeard Your Useless BDumb Excuses
AToughen Up CauseB Life Just Isn'Et G#FaiC#mr

Verse 2
EEvery Day
I Wake Up, And I Do My Morning AShed
It's Worth It, Though I Look EInsane

All The Things That You Never Even Thought
About ABefore
There's A New Standard To EAttain
Don't Make Me C#mLaugh
There's A F#mWay To Look E18 Until YouG#m Die
We'll Do The C#mMath
There's A F#mMillion Useless
ETrinkets You CanG#m Buy
It'd Be A G#Crime Not To Try

Chorus
ELook At You, Babe
You're G#Almost There
With C#mJust Another BDime Or Two
The F#Gods Will Surely Spare You
ENegligence Is Sinful;
G# It's Good To Care
I've C#mHeard Your Useless BDumb Excuses
F#Toughen Up Cause F#mLife Just Isn't EFaG#ir C#m​

Bridge
C#mDon't You BWanna Give Up
EAll The Things ThatF# Make You C#mUnique?
C#mDon't You BWanna Look TheE Age Of
Your F#Biological C#mPeak?
C#mYou're Just A F#mKid
But That EDoesn't Mean
You G#mGet To Just Slack C#mOff
F#mYou're Aging ERapidly
You G#mBetter Not Bend C#mOver, Laugh, Or Cough
N.c.
(Unless You Want Those Ugly
Lines That Show You've Experienced
 Human Emotion)

[Chorus]*Softly*
ELook At You, Babe
You're F#mAlmost There
The C#mTime To Hate YourBself Is Now
It's AGood To BeB Aware
You Can EPicture Imperfections
But You're G#Running Out Of Time
Let Me C#mPoint You In The BRight Direction
ABuy This Foreign BSkin CarEe G#LinC#me
N.c.
(You're All Ugly And It's All Your Fault.)