I'm In The Band

Verse 1
AmFell Outta Bed Into A Suit And A Tie
DNever Woulda Guessed I'd Be Spending Every Saturday Night
GSerenading A Room Full Of Wine
EmIf Love's In The Air, Say A Prayer For The Groom And The Bride
AmGoat Suedes And Choke Chains, It Don't Matter
DI Got Jams From Coltrane To Cobain
GYeah, I'd Rather Sing The Tunes That I Write
EmBut Music Don't Pay For Canned Tuna And Rice

Chorus
AmI Just Might
AmDrink Until I Can't Stand
DSlur The Words During The First Dance
GStart A Fist Fight With The Best Man
EmScreaming, "If I Can't Have Her, Nobody Can"
AmIt Ain't Right To Ruin Their Plans
DBut, Tonight, I'm Taking That Chance
GBaby, I'm Just A Good Guy FEmor Thе One-Night Stand, Yeah
'Cause I'm In Thе Band

Verse 2
AmTook A Boot To The Top Of My Lip
DShouldn't Have Assumed That The Groom Was A Polygamist
GKahlua Shooters And Tropical Twists
EmMy Toxicological Moxie Is Hard To Resist
AmHors D'oeuvres All Over My Loafers
DBut Don't Call Me A Chauffeur, No Sir
GYeah, I Ain't No One-Trick Son Of A Bitch
EmI Sing From The Heart But I Think With My Dick

Chorus
AmI Just Might
AmDrink Until I Can't Stand
DSlur The Words During The First Dance
GStart A Fist Fight With The Best Man
EmScreaming, "If I Can't Have Her, Nobody Can"
AmIt Ain't Right To Ruin Their Plans
DBut, Tonight, I'm Taking That Chance
GBaby, I'm Just A Good Guy FEmor Thе One-Night Stand, Yeah
'Cause I'm In Thе Band

Bridge
AmHey, You In The White Shirt
DPut Your Hands Up And Nobody Gets Hurt
GJust Get In My Car, Yeah, We'll Go For A Ride
EmI Know You're A Star, But You're Coming With Me Tonight
AmYou Don't Try To Fight The Feeling
DKeep Your Head High Despite The Ceiling
GThe Party's Over, I Don't Understand
EmI Thought I Told You I'm In The Band

Chorus
AmI Just Might
AmDrink Until I Can't Stand
DSlur The Words During The First Dance
GStart A Fist Fight With The Best Man
EmScreaming, "If I Can't Have Her, Nobody Can"
AmIt Ain't Right To Ruin Their Plans
DBut, Tonight, I'm Taking That Chance
GBaby, I'm Just A Good Guy FEmor Thе One-Night Stand, Yeah
Am'Cause I'm In Thе Band

Outro
DI'm In The Band
GI'm In The Band
EmI'm In The Band, Band, Band, Band, Band, Band, Band, Band, Band
AmI'm In The Band
DI'm In The Band
GI'm In The Band, BaEmnd, Band, Band, Band