I Want To Be Straight

(Spoken Introductions)

D  C#m     I'm Charley,  G You F#Know
D  C#m    I'm Norman Pleased To MeGet F#You
D  C#m    I'm Mickey, G  F#Hello
D  C#m             WilkGo F#​
D  C#m   I'm Johnny, How Are You Doing Harry? G  F# Charming
D  C#m   My Name Is DaGviF#d
D  C#m            GAnd F#I'm Ian'
AndD  C#m        G  F#Guess What?

Oi!

I DWant C#To Be Straight, I WGant To F#Be Straight
I'm DSick C#And Tired Of Taking Drugs And SGtaying F#Up Late
I DWanna C#Confirm, I WGanna F#Conform
I Wanna Be F#Safe And I Wanna Be Snug And I Wanna Be WG#arm

I DWant C#To Be Straight, I WGant F#To Be   Straight
I DWanna C#Create A Place Of My Own In The WGelfaF#re State
Brr, DGoC#nna Be Good, Brr, GGonnF#a Be Kind
It Might Be A F#Wrench But Think Of The Stench I'm Leaving BehG#ind

I DWant C#To Be Straight, I WGant F#To Be Straight
Come DOut C#Of The Cold And Do What I'm Told And Don't DGevF#iate
D  C#  I Wanna Give, I Wanna Give, I Wanna GGive F#My Consent
I'm Learning To F#Hate All The Things That Were Great When I Used To Be G#  Bent!

FmCould Be ThatA#m Straightness   F# Dum Dum Diddley
A#mMight Lead To C#Greatness   DF#oo Dee Doo Yuh Dum Doo
A#mOr Into G#Lateness  F#  Do Yeh Doo Yeh Dop
My CF#hance Has Only Just ArrFmived, Ha

Ow! F#Straight, Straight, Straight, Straight
C#Straight, Straight, Straight, Straight
F#Straight, Straight, Straight, Straight, SG#traight

I DWantC# To Be Straight, I WGanF#t To Be Straight
I'm DSickC# And Tired Of Taking Drugs And SGtayF#ing Up Late
I DKnow C#That You're Right, I KnGow F#I Was Wrong
So DThanks C#Very Much, And Please Keep In Touch, I'll Be RGunning F#Along

I DWant C#To Be Straight, I WGant F#To Be Straight
I DWant C#To Be Straight, I WGant F#To Be Straight

I DWant C#To Be Straight           I WGant F#To Be Straight
            (Straight, Straight,             Straight Ah Won't It Be Great)
I DWant C#To Be Straight           I WGant F#To Be Straight
            (Straight, Straight,             Straight Ah Won't It Be Great)
I DWant C#To Be Straight           I WGant F#To Be Straight
            (Straight, Straight,             Straight Ah Won't It Be Great)
I DWant C#To Be Straight           I WGant F#To Be Straight
            (Straight, Straight,             Straight Ah Won't It Be Great)
I DWant C#To Be Straight           I WGant F#To Be Straight
            (Straight, Straight,             Straight Ah Won't It Be Great)
I DWant C#To Be Straight           I WGant F#To Be Straight
            (Straight, Straight,             Straight Ah Won't It Be Great)
I DWant C#To Be Straight           I WGant F#To Be Straight
            (Straight, Straight,             Straight Ah Won't It Be Great)
I DWant C#To Be Straight           I WGant F#To Be Straight
            (Straight, Straight,             Straight Ah Won't It Be Great)
I DWant C#To Be Straight           I WGant F#To Be Straight
            (Straight, Straight,             Straight Ah Won't It Be Great)
I DWant C#To Be Straight           I WGant F#To Be Straight
            (Straight, Straight,             Straight Ah Won't It Be Great)
I DWant C#To Be Straight           I WGant F#To Be Straight
            (Straight, Straight,             Straight Ah Won't It Be Great)
I DWant C#To Be Straight           I WGant F#To Be Straight
            (Straight, Straight,             Straight Ah Won't It Be Great)
I DWant C#To Be Straight           I WGant F#To Be Straight
            (Straight, Straight,             Straight Ah Won't It Be Great)

I DWant C#To Be Straight           I WGant F#To Be .....    Straight
            (Straight, Straight,