Laments

Intro
Emaj7 B7 Emaj7 B7

Verse 1
It's A GrEmaj7een-Striped Sheet Lifted From Me
I Am FrF#ee Of Two Very Heavy BoEmaj7dies
Emaj7Once We Three Had Slept Soundly
I Couldn't KF#eep Them Around
FF#old The Blankets Down, And
FB7ound New SleepingEmaj7 Ground

Verse 2
BEmaj7ed-Springs Squeaking, TBires Squealing Away
FrEmaj7om One Another — We All B7Used To Be Lovers Here
BEmaj7odies Laying SBay They'll Stay, Just Like BEmaj7oxes
Stacked The Same Way, LabB7eled And Separated, Hey

Chorus
B7Go Ahead, Take The Couch
I Know I DEmaj7on't Wanna Sit Here Next To Nobody
B7Go Ahead, Take The Fridge
I Know I DEmaj7on't Want You Going Hungry, Yeah
B7Go Ahead, Take The Cat
I Know You're Emaj7Only Gonna Be Coming Back, So
Amaj7Go Ahead, Take It All
I KnBow You've Been Wanting TAmaj7o
SettlF#e DoEwn
HEas It Always BBeen
SF#ettling DoEwn?

Verse 3
B
One on the left says to the one on the right :
Emaj7"I Could Make A Very Good Wife For You"
B
One on the right says to the one on the left :
Emaj7"Let's Take This BOne Step At AEmaj7 Time"
B
One on the right says to the one on the left :
Emaj7"You Know I Need You BAll The TEmaj7ime"
B
One on the right says to the one on the left :
Emaj7"I Think I ChBanged My MEmaj7ind"

Interlude
MF#7y Insides Sing

Bridge
BA Song For The Sad Ones
BWho Say They'll Marry, They Guess
Emaj7(If She’s Wearing A White Dress
Emaj7If He Behaves His Very Best!)

BA Song For The Sad Ones
BWho Say They'll Marry, They Guess
Emaj7(If She’s Wearing A White Dress
Emaj7If He Behaves His Very Best!)

BA Song For The Sad Ones
BWho Say They'll Marry, They Guess
Emaj7(If She’s Wearing A White Dress
Emaj7If He Behaves His Very Best!)

Interlude
BYes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes Emaj7​
BYes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes Emaj7​

Chorus
B7Go Ahead, Take The Couch
I Know I DEmaj7on't Wanna Sit Here Next To Nobody
B7Go Ahead, Take The Fridge
I Know I DEmaj7on't Want You Going Hungry, Yeah
B7Go Ahead, Take The Cat
I Know You're Emaj7Only Gonna Be Coming Back, So
Amaj7Go Ahead, Take It All
I KnBow You've Been Wanting TG#mo
SettlF#e DoEwn
HEas It Always BG#meen
SF#ettling DoEwn?

Outro
G#m7My Elastic, Steel, And Spring
F#7They Will Tell You Everything
Emaj7If You Lay Down, For A Minute
G#m7My Elastic, Steel, And Spring
F#7They Will Tell You Everything
Emaj7If You Lay Down, For A Minute

The MG#m7attress Maker's Makin' His LF#7iving
By The Minute, By The MEmaj7inute
The MG#m7attress Maker's Makin' His LF#7iving
By The Minute, By The MEmaj7inute
The MG#m7attress Maker's Makin' His LF#7iving, Baby
Emaj7By, By The Minute
The MG#m7attress Maker's Makin' His LF#7iving, Baby
Emaj7By The
The MG#m7attress Maker's Makin' His F#7Living, Baby
Emaj7By, By
The MG#m7attress Maker's Makin' His LF#7iving, Baby
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