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Babies
So Many Babies So Many Babies. Too Many Babies Here On This Plane. Mouth Screething Babies Loud Screaming Babies. Ears Bleeding Babies Here On This Plane. Dont Wanna Hear Another Sound From You No No
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Nails
Cant Stop Biting My Nails Every Nervous Breakdown. Keeps Me Biting My Nails Piled Up In A Mound. They Sit There In The Corner While Im Pacing Around. Im Still Biting My Nails Where Theres No Nails To
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Funeral
Nobody Came To My Funeral. I Dont Understand. Nobody Came To My Funeral. They All Had Other Plans. Set The Invitations Out Over Two Weeks Ahead Of The Date. Perhaps They Went To The Wrong Address Or M
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Pedestrian
Long Ago Far Away. Before I Looked The Way I Do Today. You Held My Hand To Cross The Street. A Passing Truck Swept Me Off My Feet. Flying Like A Frisbee Made Of Flesh. Falling Through The Air. Lying I
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Married
Married Men And Married Women. Wearing Rings And Bearing Children. In The Markets And Museums. Look Around And You Will See Them There. Ive Seen Them Everywhere. And I Cant Help But Stare Hatefully St
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Gopher
E. G122. D432100242. This Is For The Ooh Come On Now Part. N.c. Ooh Come On Now Lets Go Have Some Fun. I Like To Wake Up Early And Take My Morning Run. I Like To Shoot At Gophers With My Bb Gun. Ooh W
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Lawn Mower
Blade Of Grass In My Shirt Makes Me Itchy. Blade Of Grass In My Nose Makes Me Sneeze. Blades Of Grass From This Lawn I Was Mowing. Till The Lawn Mower Ran Over Me. Dear Old Dad Said Hed Give Me A Doll
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Peanut Butter
Spreading Peanut Butter All Over My Body. Letting Insects Cover My Person Completely. Ants And Moths And Ladybugs Having A Party. I Cant Help But Laugh When Theyre Tickling Me. Peanut Butter Bugs They
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Dont Look At Me
Dont Look At Me. Theres A Hatred In Your Eyes That I Can See. Could It Be. Youre A Beast Inside A Cage While I Go. Free. As A Mourning Dove. Free. As Clouds Above. Free. As All My Love. Dont Look At M
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Mine
I Just Wanna Be Friends With You. I Just Wanna Be Friends With You. You Just Push Me Away You Keep Pushing Away. I Just Wanted To Dance With You. I Just Wanna Hold Hands With You. You Just Slap It Awa
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Mime
Powder My Face Up Fresh Paint On My Nose. Put On My Suspenders Getting Ready To Go. Pulling Out Of The Driveway A Neighbor Waved Hello. I Got So Distracted Felt A Bump In The Road. Motionless Mass In
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Singer
I Cant Stand To See You. Out There In The Crowd. All The Other Audience Members. Know Who Im Talking About. Youre Making Me Throw Throw Up In My Mouth. Youre Making Me Throw Throw Up In My Mouth. Firs
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Ugly
Ugly Thats The Word That You Used To Describe Me. It Was Hurtful But I Cant Say That I Was Surprised. Ive Been Called That Before. Bullies On The Playground Were Chanting And Taunting. Shouting Ugly Y
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House Cat
The Way You Play The G C Is You Pluck The 3Rd Fret Of The Low E String. And Then Strum The Three Highest Strings Alternatively Pluck The Open B String While Holding The G Shape. And Then Play The C Ch
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Repo
Oh All Over My Windshield. Theres A Little Yellow Tiny Squares. And My Tires Got A Yellow Boot On And. It Wont Go Anywhere. And I Just Passed By That Meter Gate. When She Shot Me A Vicious Glare. But
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Gutter
Melody. Play 3 Times Repeat This Stave 3 Times. E. B. G42. D2455454. A. E. Final Play. Play 2 Times. E. B. G42. D2452424. A. E. Drinking From The Gutter Again Oh Boy. Drinking From The Gutter In The R