Intro
Verse 1
Frozen Fricken Hard Drive,
The Budget’s Out Of Hand.
Cell Phones Ringing, Faxes Singing,
Emails Getting Jammed.
This World Ain’t Complicated,
It’s Pretty Simple In The End,
It’s Just That You Ain’t Seen Enough
Of Britt And Dan.
Chorus 1
You Ain’t Seen Enough Of Britt And Dan.
You Ain’t Been Infected By Them Walking Hand In Hand.
Don’t Reach For No Damn Bottle,
Or Some Therapeutic Scam,
It’s Just That You Ain’t Seen Enough
Of Britt And Dan.
Verse 2
Uncle Pat’s In The Backhoe
And He Won’t Give Me The Keys.
Mcd Fam In The Oakland Sun,
Uncle Johnny’s Allergies.
Michele Calculating
Just How Deep We’re In Quicksand.
It’s Just That I Ain’t Seen Enough
Of Britt And Dan.
Chorus 2
You Ain’t Seen Enough Of Britt And Dan.
Poor Britt’s Teeth Are Splitting,
Danny’s Shoes Ain’t Fitting,
Everybody’s Just Bitching,
But They’re Walking Hand In Hand.
Can’t Wallow In Self-Pity,
Try To Follow My Own Plan.
Can’t Get Enough Of Britt And Dan.
Verse 3
Nanny’s Fighting With All Her Might
For A Woman’s Right To Be.
Sara’s Blooming And Ashley’s Grooming
For University.
Lizzy’s Wedging And Love Is Hedging
A Bet’s A Young Bald Man.
You Just Can’t Get Enough
Of Britt And Dan.
Chorus 3
Make Sure You Get Enough Of Britt And Dan.
You Need That Brilliance
And That Laughter On Demand.
Don’t Fill Your Head With Worry
Or Some Overwhelming Plan.
It’s Just That You Ain’t Seen Enough
Of Britt And Dan.
Verse 4
Mom And Dad, Well The Time They’ve Had
In This Ten-Year Odyssey.
Retiring Your Entire Kin
Into Deep Humility.
Whatever You’ve Been Doing,
Keep That Wisdom Coming Back.
You Can’t Get Enough
Of Britt And Dan.
Outro
Can’t Get Enough Of Britt And Dan.
Brittney’s Radiating,
Danny’s Instigating,
Individuating,
But They’re Dancing Hand In Hand.
Imagine Jack’s Deep Feeling
From The Place That He Commands.
You Can’t Get,
You Can’t Get Enough,
Can’t Get Enough Of Britt And Dan.