Verse
You Love 'Em You Leave 'Em,
That's What Is Known As Technique Technique
The More You Deceive 'Em The More They Like Your Technique
Verse 2
Ah They Have De Feminine Mind,
Which Is Something Like Being Colour Blind
Ah We Keep 'Em Guessing And That Is How, We Out Manoeuvre Womankind
Ohhhh The Womenfolk Their Back Is Broad
De Brain Is Weak, So They Pigeon For De Bachelor's Technique
Verse 3
Strong-Arm Them Cave-Man Them,
They're Unimpressed With The Male Physique
The More You Deadpan 'Em, The More They Like Your Technique
Some Like The Arrogant Stare, Others Like The Shy Retiring Air
While There Are Others Who Like You Best Of All,
When You Ain't Even There
Ohhhh.. De Woman Folk Their Face Is Fair
Their Brain Is Weak,
Sooooo..h They Pigeon For The Bachelor's Technique
Verse 4
But To Make Them Jump Thru The Ring,
Or To Keep Them Dangling On A String
You Find Out What They Want You To Do, And You Do The Opposite Thing
The Less You Caress Them, They More They Turn The Other Cheek
The More You Outguess Them, The More They Like Your Technique
Verse 5
So Just Remember What I Have Told You, And Always Keep It In Mind
We Keep 'Em Guessing And That Is How, We Out Manoeuvre Womankind
Keep 'Em Guessing And That Is How, We Out Manoeuvre Womankind