Intro
Hey Jennifer (Hi)
I've Been Looking Forward To This Date For A Long Time
That's Why I Got Here On Time
Even Though I Just Got Out Of The Hospital
For Emergency Penis Reduction Surgery
A Lot Of Anesthesia Had To Be Used
And On Top Of That, A Lot Of Anesthesia Had To Be Used
Let Me Tell You What I've Got Planned For Us Tonight (Great)
Verse 1
Planes Are Very High
Night Is Like Dark Day
Dogs Are Always Very Close
Unless They're Far Away
Blue And Red Are Colors
But Also, So Is Green
Sandwiches Are Bread
With Things That's In Between
Chorus
We're Going On A Date
We're Going On A Date
Whee!
Danny, Are You Ok? You Seem Heavily Sedated
Oh Yeah, I'm Good, So Good
Uh, Okay, Why Don't You Tell Me A Little Bit About Yourself?
You Got It, Godzilla
Verse 2
Your Body Filters Blood
Thanks To Your Friend, The Spleen
Robots Are Like Zombies
But Not Dead, And Are Machines
Many Insects' Sense Of Smell
Is Done Though Their Antennae
Tailia Is A Bad Last Name
If Your First Name Is Jenna
trumpet solo
Trumpet Solo!
Attention, The Museum Will Be Closing In 15 Minutes
That's Not A Trumpet
Who's This Guy Think He's Kidding?
Chorus
We're Going On A Date
We're Going On A Date
Ay-Yay
We're Go-, Whoops
We're Going On A Date
We're Going On, Uh
Oh, I Fucking Know This
Bridge
I'm Having The Time Of My Life
He's Perfect In Every Way
I Can't Believe We Just Met Today
He Sees The World In A Different Light
He's A Free Spirit Like A Dove
I Think I Might Be Falling In Love
Verse 3
N.c.
Potatoes Are Big
N.c.
I Threw Up At The Zoo
N.c.
Love Me Chicken Tender
N.c.
Love Me Chicken True
I Could Eat A Baseball
If I Had Enough Time
My Favorite Kind Of Poetry
Is When All The Words Sound The Same
Chorus
We're Going On A Date
We're Going On A Date
Date
