Intro
Verse
I Am Sitting In The Morning At The Diner On The Corner
I Am Waiting At The Counter For The Man To Pour The Coffee
And He Fills It Only Halfway And Before I Even Argue
He Is Looking Out The Window At Somebody Coming In
Instruments
Verse 2
"It Is Always Nice To See You," Says The Man Behind The Counter
To The Woman Who Has Come In She Is Shaking Her Umbrella
And I Look The Other Way As They Are Kissing Their Hellos
I'm Pretending Not To See Them Instead, I Pour The Milk
Instruments 2
Verse 3
Everybody's Welcome Come On, Come On In
Sit Yourself Down The Funnies Never End
Love Is The Drug That Makes You Want To Drink
Till The Morning After, Oh
Verse 4
I Open Up The Paper There's A Story Of An Actor
Who Had Died While He Was Drinking It Was No One I Had Heard Of
And I'm Turning To The Horoscope Looking For The Funnies
When I'm Feeling Someone Watching Me And So I Raise My Head
Outro
