Intro
Verse
I Took Two Weeks Vacation For The Honeymoon
A Couple Tickets All Inclusive Down In Cancun
I Couldn't Get My Money Back So I'm In Seat 7A I'm Getting Drunk On A Plane
I Bet The Fella On The Aisle Thought I Was Crazy
Cause I Taped Your Picture To The Seatback Right Beside Me
Now Ive Got Empty Mini Bottles Fillin' Both Our Trays I'm Getting Drunk On A Plane
Hook
Buyin' Drinks For Everybody But The Pilot,
It's A Party Got This 737 Rocking Like A G6
Stewardess Is Somethin' Sexy Leanin' Pourin' Coke And Whiskey
Told Her About My Condition Got A Little Mile-High Flight Attention
It's Mardi Gras Up In The Clouds I'm Up So High, I May Never Come Down
T'll Try Anything To Drown Out The Pain They All Know Why I'm Getting Drunk On A Plane
Verse 2
We Had This Date Marked On The Calendar Forever
We'd Take That New Wed Limo Airport Ride Together
I Feel Like A Plastic Groom Alone There At The Top Of The Cake
So Hey, I'm Getting Drunk On A Plane
Instruments 2
Bridge
On My Way Home I'll Bump This Seat Right Up To First Class
So I Can Drink That Cheap Champagne Out Of A Real Glass
And When We Land I'il Call Her Up And Tell Her Kiss My Ass
'Cause Hey, I'm Drunk On A Plane
Outro
I'm Getting Drunk On A Plane I Might Be Passed Out
In The Baggage Claim But Right Now I'm Drunk On A Plane
