Marijuana Australiana

INTRO
N.c.
(Spoken) Chorus Of This Song Goes
DMarijuana   E    F#​
GAustraliana
DCheaper Than Booze, Safer Than Pills,
Make You Sing Like Frank ASinatra, Mm Mm
DMarijuana   E    F#​
GDefinitely Top Banana
It's The GrF#eatest CraFze Since The
TiEddly (?) DD#ays And You Can
GBuy It From Your ANearest DFarmer
N.c.
D(Spoken) You Got That?

Verse One
Have You DHeard The Word About The Herb Superb?
You Can GTake It From An Okka Like DMe
Just DTake A Toke For A Bit Of A Joke
You'll Be EOutta Your Coolabah ATree
But The DBloke Next Door Wants To Call The Cops
Cause You're GSmiling And Looking DHappy
He Should PDlant A Few Seeds, And Grow A Few Weeds
And The AWorld Won't Look So DCrappy

Chorus
Smoking That, DMarijuana   E    F#​
GAustraliana
DCheaper Than Booze, Safer Than Pills,
Make You Sing Like FArank Sinatra, Oh Oh
DMarijuana   E    F#​
GDefinitely Top Banana
It's The GrF#eatest CraFze Since The
TiEddly (?) DD#ays And You Can
GBuy It From Your ANearest DFarmer
N.c.
(Spoken) Bit Of Tentative Singing There! Know It's Cool, Even The Police Know These Days,
When The Age Does An Eight Page Spread On Marijuana, That It Can't Be Far From Legalised, Right?
So Sing Out, Let It Rip

Verse Two
Well, I Was DHaving A Rave To This Cocky One Day
About GChanging Some Of Our DLaws
Said 'You DKnow They Arrest Us Folks With Grass, And
ELock Us Up AIndoors'
He Said D'Serves You Right For Smoking That Grass
GLeads You To Harder DStuff'
But I DFound He Was Growing A Whole Plantation
CausAe Life On The Land's A BiDt Tough

Chorus
Growing That, DMarijuana   E    F#​
GAustraliana
DCheaper Than Booze, Safer Than Pills,
Make You Sing Like FArank Sinatra, Oh Oh
DMarijuana   E    F#​
GDefinitely Top Banana
It's The GrF#eatest CraFze Since The
TiEddly (?) DD#ays And You Can
GBuy It From Your ANearest DFarmer
N.c.
Well, It's Getting That Time Of Year, When Nothings About, No-One Can Score. And The Reason Is Because
All The Local Stuff Has Been Smoked Between Like, February And November.
Christmas Is Coming, And Everyone Knows That Even The People Who Aren't Real Regular Smokers
Like A Little Bit For Christmas. It's Like, You Know, Buying A Couple Of Extra Bottles Of Scotch Or Something.
But If You Want Any, I'll Tell You Where To Go.

Verse Three
Well The DDrug Squad, They've Got The Best Because
They GPinch It From The People They DBust
And They'll DSell You Some For A Bloody Great Profit
If EYou Can Find One You Can ATrust!
But ADpart From That, All The Doctors
They've Got To GKeep Up The Country's DTax
So When The DPills And The Grog Start To Rock Your Whole Body
Got A AMuch Better Way To ReDlax

Chorus
Smoking That, DMarijuana   E    F#​
GAustraliana
DCheaper Than Booze, Safer Than Pills,
Make You Sing Like FArank Sinatra, Oh Oh
DMarijuana   E    F#​
GDefinitely Top Banana
It's The GrF#eatest CraFze Since The
TiEddly (?) DD#ays And You Can
GBuy It From Your ANearest DFarmer

Verse Four
Now DI'm Not Saying You Should Smoke The Old Grass
It'll GStuff Up Your DLungs
And DSmoking Makes You Old And Sick
InEstead Of Healthy And AYoung
But DPlant A Few Seeds, Grow A Few Weeds
GRip Off A Head Or DTwo
And DBoil Up The Billy For A Cup Of Herbal Tea
You'll AGet The Right Point Of DView

Chorus
Drinking That, DMarijuana   E    F#​
GAustraliana
DCheaper Than Booze, Safer Than Pills,
Make You Sing Like FArank Sinatra, Oh Oh
DMarijuana   E    F#​
GDefinitely Top Banana
It's The GrF#eatest CraFze Since The
TiEddly (?) DD#ays And You Can
GBuy It From Your ANearest DFarmer
It's The GrF#eatest CraFze Since The
TiEddly (?) DD#ays And You Can
GBuy It From Your ANearest DFarmer