The Coup

Single Released September 4, 2026

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Verse 1
Well, If DI Was Gonna Stage A Coup In An D7Upcoming Election
GWhat Exactly Would I Do To A7Safeguard My Protection?
I Think I'd DBuild Myself A Great Big Room With D7Some Strategic Placement
I'd Put GGuided Missiles On The Roof And A7Data Centers In The Basement
In DCase They Try To Send The Troops When D7I Perform My Little Coup
I'd GNeed A Private Army To Be A7Present When I Stage It
From DThere, It's Not Too Difficult, So Let's D7Not Over Complicate It
I'll Just GNeed A Couple Working Years Of A7Solid Degradation
And I'll DSee How Far My Party Goes AD7long Before They Question
I'll GSee How Many Citizens Can A7Die With No Arrests
DI'll Stress Test The Balances And The D7Checks Of The Constitution
BeGfore I Stage My Little Insiders A7Only Revolution

Verse 2
And If DI Was Gonna Stage A Coup In D72028
I Think GI'd Set Up A Crypto Coin Through My A7Family's Estate
And I'd Take DBillions In Contributions From D7Foreign Heads Of State
I'd Take QaGtari Jets And Make 3,000A7 Insider Trades
And Then I'd DHave My Sons Invest In Ai D7Tech For Guided Drones And Bombing
And SGtart A Peace In The Middle East And A7Let The Drone Start Data Farming

Verse 3
And If DI Was Gonna Stage A Coup, I'd D7Nationalize Elections
And I'd GTell The People I'm Doing All Of ThisA7 For Their Own Protection
And I DWouldn't Leave The White House When The D7Final Ballot's Cast
And When The EGlection Has Been Certified, I'd A7Sit My Happy Ass Inside
My DBrand New Spanking Ballroom Built To D7Withstand Any Strike
And I'd GHave My Private Army Ready A7With Me Day And Night
And I'd DCall The Congress Compromised, I'd D7Say The Court's Been Jeopardized
And GOnce The Country's Paralyzed, I'd A7Institute The Reich

Verse 4
Well, If DI Was Gonna Stage A Coup To D7Satisfy My Ego
I Guess GI'd Dress Up As Jesus Christ And A7Try To Play The Hero
And I'd DTell The World To Be Afraid Of D7All Their Friends And Neighbors
And GJust Like Jesus Taught Us, I Would A7Punish Those Who Waver

Verse 5
And If DI Was Gonna Stage A Coup, I'd D7Prop Up Jd Vance
And GOnce His Campaign Starts To Lose, That's A7When I'd Have My Chance
I'd Say The DSystem Has Been Rigged, Now It's D7Time That We Get Rid
Of GEverything That I Have Been A7Harmful To The Truth
So DSay Goodbye To The Fake News Outlets, D7Adiós To Those Who Doubted
GSayonara To The Green Card Scammers, A7Au Revoir To The Foreign Landers
DChop The Head Off Of Bernie Sanders,D7 Aoc And Biden's Handlers
GNo More Us As We Know It, A7No More News Or Whistle Blowing
DGoodbye Years Of Rigged Elections, D7Goodbye Human Rights Protections
GGoodbye Anyone Who QuestionsA7 Golden Statues I've Erected
DBillionaires Will All Be Smitten, D7All The While I'll Just Be Sittin'
GBack To Reaping All The Profit And A7Silence Those Who Try To Stop It

Outro
If DI Was Gonna Stage A Coup To D7Show The World How Great I Am
GThese Are The Things That I Would Do, My A72028 Election Plan D​