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Marijuana Australiana

Marijuana Australiana Lyrics by Trevor Lucas

INTRO N.c. (Spoken) Chorus Of This Song Goes Marijuana Australiana Cheaper Than Booze, Safer Than Pills, Make You Sing Like Frank Sinatra, Mm Mm Marijuana Definitely Top Banana It's The Greatest Craze Since The Tiddly (?) Days And You Can Buy It From Your Nearest Farmer N.c. (Spoken) You Got That? Verse One Have You Heard The Word About The Herb Superb? You Can Take It From An Okka Like Me Just Take A Toke For A Bit Of A Joke You'll Be Outta Your Coolabah Tree But The Bloke Next Door Wants To Call The Cops Cause You're Smiling And Looking Happy He Should Plant A Few Seeds, And Grow A Few Weeds And The World Won't Look So Crappy Chorus Smoking That, Marijuana Australiana Cheaper Than Booze, Safer Than Pills, Make You Sing Like Frank Sinatra, Oh Oh Marijuana Definitely Top Banana It's The Greatest Craze Since The Tiddly (?) Days And You Can Buy It From Your Nearest Farmer N.c. (Spoken) Bit Of Tentative Singing There! Know It's Cool, Even The Police Know These Days, When The Age Does An Eight Page Spread On Marijuana, That It Can't Be Far From Legalised, Right? So Sing Out, Let It Rip Verse Two Well, I Was Having A Rave To This Cocky One Day About Changing Some Of Our Laws Said 'You Know They Arrest Us Folks With Grass, And Lock Us Up Indoors' He Said 'Serves You Right For Smoking That Grass Leads You To Harder Stuff' But I Found He Was Growing A Whole Plantation Cause Life On The Land's A Bit Tough Chorus Growing That, Marijuana Australiana Cheaper Than Booze, Safer Than Pills, Make You Sing Like Frank Sinatra, Oh Oh Marijuana Definitely Top Banana It's The Greatest Craze Since The Tiddly (?) Days And You Can Buy It From Your Nearest Farmer N.c. Well, It's Getting That Time Of Year, When Nothings About, No-One Can Score. And The Reason Is Because All The Local Stuff Has Been Smoked Between Like, February And November. Christmas Is Coming, And Everyone Knows That Even The People Who Aren't Real Regular Smokers Like A Little Bit For Christmas. It's Like, You Know, Buying A Couple Of Extra Bottles Of Scotch Or Something. But If You Want Any, I'll Tell You Where To Go. Verse Three Well The Drug Squad, They've Got The Best Because They Pinch It From The People They Bust And They'll Sell You Some For A Bloody Great Profit If You Can Find One You Can Trust! But Apart From That, All The Doctors They've Got To Keep Up The Country's Tax So When The Pills And The Grog Start To Rock Your Whole Body Got A Much Better Way To Relax Chorus Smoking That, Marijuana Australiana Cheaper Than Booze, Safer Than Pills, Make You Sing Like Frank Sinatra, Oh Oh Marijuana Definitely Top Banana It's The Greatest Craze Since The Tiddly (?) Days And You Can Buy It From Your Nearest Farmer Verse Four Now I'm Not Saying You Should Smoke The Old Grass It'll Stuff Up Your Lungs And Smoking Makes You Old And Sick Instead Of Healthy And Young But Plant A Few Seeds, Grow A Few Weeds Rip Off A Head Or Two And Boil Up The Billy For A Cup Of Herbal Tea You'll Get The Right Point Of View Chorus Drinking That, Marijuana Australiana Cheaper Than Booze, Safer Than Pills, Make You Sing Like Frank Sinatra, Oh Oh Marijuana Definitely Top Banana It's The Greatest Craze Since The Tiddly (?) Days And You Can Buy It From Your Nearest Farmer It's The Greatest Craze Since The Tiddly (?) Days And You Can Buy It From Your Nearest Farmer