Intro
Verse 1
It Started As A Challenge, But Now It's My Weekly Thing
I Call It No Fap Friday But It's Really Starting To Sting
Out Of All The Days I Could Have Used I Cannot Understand
Why Friday Is The One I Chose Where I'd Avoid My Hand
Verse 2
It Seemed To Be The Day I'm More Likely To Be Asked Out On A Date
Most Have Turned Into Nightmares Like That Became My Fate
And I Couldn't Just Go Home And Unleash My Fist Of Fury
Felt Like I Was Gonna Be Judged By Some Old Grand Jury
Pre-Chorus
Why Did I Do This To My Poor Little Ego?
I Just Wanna Beat Off And Let Go
Chorus
No Fap Friday - Makes Anxiety Kick In
No Fap Friday - The Day I Cannot Sin
Don't Know Why I Started But I Don't Think It Will End
I Swear No Fap Friday Is Gonna Send Me Round The Bend
Versse 3
Got A Hot Date This Weekend I Think His Name Is Chad
But He's Only Free On Friday, Which Of Course Made Me Sad
But Then I Realized Something, A Loophole If You Will
If Things Go Well I Won't Need To Fap Then I'm Not Breaking My Deal
Pre-Chorus
Hopefully He Likes Me, But If Not, I Can Wait
Once It Hits Midnight, Fuck Fate!
Chorus
No Fap Friday - Makes Anxiety Kick In
No Fap Friday - The Day I Cannot Sin
Don't Know Why I Started But I Don't Think It Will End
I Swear No Fap Friday Is Gonna Send Me Round The Bend
Interlude
Final Chorus
No Fap Friday - Can Go And Suck My Ass
No Fap Friday - Should've Known It Wouldn't Last
No Clue Why I Started, But I Couldn't Keep It Up
Well, Figuratively Speaking, So Now
No Fap Friday Can I Fap Now? Yep! Yep!
Yep!
