Intro
Verse 1
Boris The Bull And Colleen The Cow
They Met At Elementary School
They Talked After Class And While Eating Some Grass
They Bumped Into Morris The Mule
Now Morris, He Was A Smart Mule
The Smartest Mule In His School
In Fact There Was No Class That Morris Couldn't Pass
Now Boris Said Moris, Now That I've Got You Here
There's Something That I Don't Understand
Why Bother Waking Up, Day After Day
Just To Walk These Same 12 Acres Of Land
Now Morris Deep In Thought, He Shook His Head
And Said "Boris I'll Get Back To You Soon"
Just Then The Evening Set In And The Sun Gave Way To Moon
Chorus
Boris The Bull Had Questioned The Meaning Of Life
Why Are Some Cows Happy And Others Full Of Strife
Must We Go Through Each Day
Simply Looking For Another Bite Of Hay
Verse 2
Soon Boris And Colleen, They Had Two Kids
Two Young Calves Named Eddie And Will
And When Those Little Cows Were Born, That Couple With Horns
They Had Such A Magnificent Thrill
Boris Called Morris On The Telephone
And He Offered Up This Simple Advice
He Said "You Can't Always Be Happy But Yes, You Can Always Be Nice"
Chorus
And Boris The Bull Had Questioned The Meaning Of Life
Why Are Some Cows Happy And Others Full Of Strife
Must We Go Through Each Day
Simply Looking For Another Bite Of Hay
Outro
Simply Looking For Another Bite Of Hay
