From The Album "Jenius" (2026)
Intro
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Verse 1
I Was End Of Third Year, Lonely And Confused
Too Old For The Youth Club, Too Young For The Blues
Barely Out Of Primary, Still They Had Me Choose
Exactly What I Wanted From Career
Verse 2
They Came Up With Suggestions, I Thanked Them For Advice
Lifted Index Finger And Pointed It Outside
Thank You For Your Presence, Thank You Miss, Thank You Sir
I'm Afraid I Want The Job Of Kissing Her
Chorus
I Want The Job Of Kissing Her
I Want The Job Of Holding Hands
Sit Next To Her At Every Lunchtime
And Quietly Talk Of Future Plans
Verse 3
Years Later At The Job Centre, They Sat Me Down Again
Asked If I Was Happy, Had Situation Changed
Any Interviews, Appointments, I'd Recently Arranged
That Could Help Me Decide Upon Career
Verse 4
All Of Your Proposals Sound So Very Great
From The Scrubbing Of The Toilet To The Cleaning Of The Plate
Thank You For Your Time Today, I'm Afraid I Can't Concur
I've Got Myself The Job Of Loving Her
Chorus
I Got The Job Of Kissing Her
I Got The Job Of Holding Hands
Sit Next To Her At Every Lunchtime
And Quietly Talk Of Future Plans
Post-Chorus
When Love For Woman Seems To Happen
The More The Envious Seem To Stare
And The More I'd Be Determined
To Keep The Job Of Loving Her
Bridge
Finally At The Graveyard, My Job At Last Is Done
And When You Reach Retirement, Regrets, There Should Be None
Cover Me In Gold In Frankincense And Myrrh
'Cause Nothing Brought The Riches, I Had With The Job Of Loving Her
Chorus
I Had The Job Of Kissing Her
I Had The Job Of Holding Hands
Sit Next To Her At Every Lunchtime
And Quietly Talk Of Future Plans
Outro
When Love For Woman Seems To Happen
The More The Envious Seem To Stare
And The More I'd Be Determined
To Keep The Job Of Loving Her