Verse 1
Ugly, That's The Word That You Used To Describe Me
It Was Hurtful, But I Can't Say That I Was Surprised
I've Been Called That Before
Verse 2
Bullies On The Playground Were Chanting And Taunting
Shouting, Ugly, You're Ugly, Till I Finally Snapped
Came Back To School With A Sword
Chorus
Like A Knight In Shining Armor
With A Dragon To Slay
With My Sword Out In The Sandbox
Where The Bullies Now Lay
Verse 3
They Cuffed Me, Took My Sword Away From Me And Stuffed Me
In The Back Seat Of A Squad Car To Juvenile Hall
Where It's Damp And Cold
Verse 4
Ugly, Was The Headline They Used To Describe Me
Masochistic And Sadistic, And It Seems So Unfair
I'm Only Three Years Old
Chorus
Like A Princess In A Tower
Locked Away Without A Key
Thirty Years Went Like An Hour
They Still Call Me Ugly
Outro
And I Don't Know
I Don't Know
I Don't Know What To Do
All I Know
All I Know
Is I'm Not As Ugly As You
