Intro
(Times Four)
Verse 1
Well My Baby's Liquored Up And Now She's Talking To My Friends
But They Ain't Said Nothin, & Starts It All Again
Head Like A Powderkeg, Lits It On Fire
She Looking For A Sucker, She Found Another Buyer
Stink Breath, Sudden Death, Satan At The Bar
Grabbin' Every Butt, No Matter Who You Are
Even The Cops Say She Gone Too Far
She Just Took A Dump In My New Car
Chorus
She's All Liquored Up My Baby's Drunk As A Skunk
She's All Liquored Up
Hey, God Dang It, Don't Throw Up
She's All Liquored Up
Verse 2
She Smiles Like A Reptile, Her Lips Are Razor Thin
Her Legs Are Made Of Jello, Her Voice'll Rip Your Skin
To Hide Her Potty Mouth, She Hikes Her Skirt Above Her Head
Whole Seventh Fleet's Checkin' Out Her Spread
Foul Blast, Shot Glass Stuck To Her Snout
In Everybody's Business, She Don't Care What It's About
Rum, Gin, Anything, Now It's Just Stout
Whole Club's Praying She Finally Passes Out
Chorus
She's All Liquored Up Oh, She's Normally A Nice Girl
She's All Liquored Up, Look At Her Go!
She's All Liquored Up
I'm Gonna Turn To Doctor Guitar
Solo
Bridge
Stink Breath, Sudden Death, Satan At The Bar
In Everybody's Business, She Don't Care Who You Are
Even The Cops Say She Gone Too Far
She Just Took A Dump In My New Car
Chorus
She's All Liquored Up, My Baby's All Liquored Up
She's All Liquored Up
Would You Please Get Off The Floor, Dammit
She's All Liquored Up
Hey, Hey, Put On Some Of My Pants
She's All Liquored Up, Hey I Said Stop That Now
She's All Liquored Up
Yeah, Normally A Nice Girl, Jesus
