Chorus
Beer, Beer Ain't Drinkin'
Beer, Beer Ain't Drinkin'
I Don't Care What Your Mama's Thinkin'
Everbody Knows That (Beer Ain't Drinkin')
Verse 1
Yeah Well, It's The Grog Of The Gods; Kickapoo Joy Juice
I'm A Queer For Beer And As Thirsty As A Moose
I Don't Care What Your Mama's Thinkin'
Everbody Knows That (Beer Ain't Drinkin') (Yeah!)
You Say The Bar's Closed? Well, Hell, Son, Just Get Me A Beer
What'd Ya Mean, "No Way!" That Shit's Practically Clear (Let Me Tell Ya)
I Don't Care What Your Mama's Thinkin'
Everbody Knows That (Beer Ain't Drinkin')
(I'm Gonna Tell You Somethin' Else Here, Now)
Well, I Don't Want A Draft, I Don't Want A Dry
If I Don't Get A Beer I'm Gonna Fuckin' Die, I Said...
Chorus
Beer, Beer Ain't Drinkin'
Beer, Beer Ain't Drinkin'
I Don't Care What Your Mama's Thinkin'
Everbody Knows That (Beer Ain't Drinkin')
(Hey Mr. Piano Player! Whack-A-Doo!)
Solo
(And Another Thing:)
Well, Eatin' Ain't Cheatin',?????????????
Everybody Sing Like They're At The Camp Meeting, I Said...
Chorus
Beer, Beer Ain't Drinkin' (Drinkin'! Drinkin'!)
Beer, Beer Ain't Drinkin' (Somebody Get Me A Gin & Tonic)
I Don't Care What Your Mama's Thinkin'
Everbody Knows That (Beer Ain't Drinkin') (Ho!)
Outro
Hell, I Ain't Drunk! I Only Had A Pony Keg
I Chugged My Carbo-Loadin' Dinner, Still Got My Hollow Leg
I Don't Care What Your Mama's Thinkin'
Everbody Knows That (Beer Ain't Drinkin')
Yeah, I Don't Care What Your Mama's Thinkin'
Yeah, Everbody Knows That (Beer Ain't Drinkin')
I Don't Care What Your Mama's Thinkin'
Everbody Knows That (Beer Ain't Drinkin') (Yeah!)
(Huh!) (How!) (Bring Me A Beer, Please)
