Verse 1
There Once Was A Frenchman Yvon Was His Name
Exploring New Worlds He Dreamed Was His Fame
But Reading A Map Was Not His Forte
So Poor Yvon Was Soon Cast Away
Chorus
Yvon Of The Yukon
Sailing The Stormy Seas
Yvon Of The Yukon
No One Could Hear His Pleas
Verse 2
He Soon Found Himself In A Bit Of A Pickle
The Frigid North Seas Proved More Than Fickle
Yvon's Navigation Would Soon Cost A Price
He Was Knocked Overboard And Turned In To Ice
Chorus
Yvon Of The Yukon
Happless Volunteer
Yvon Of The Yukon
Frozen For Hundreds Of Years
Verse 3
300 Years Passed And With Some Irony
Yvon Was Thawed Up By Mutt's Need To Pee
Yvon Claimed The Land For His Country's Glory
And That's The Start Of Yvon's Story
Chorus
Yvon Of The Yukon
Frozen By Icy Seas
Yvon Of The Yukoooooooonnnnnn
(De-Frosted For You And For Me)
