Your New Boyfriend

Intro : G G7 Em Cm

GLife Isn't Quite What I Thought It'd Be
When BI Was A Kid On Voip
I EmThought When I'd Get Older,
I'd CMarry Her.. ICm Told Her

But GNow I'm 26, Work In An Office
B9 'Til 5, Not The Best, I'll Be Honest
Em  If I Could Change A SingleC Thing
I'd Make It CmMe And Not Him..

(Chorus)
But CHe's In Your Bed,
CmI'm In Your Twitch CGhat
CI've Got The Key
And CmHe's Just A DoormatG​
And CEven Though He's GotCm Social Skills
That GDoesn't Mean I Can'tG7 Pay The Bills
CAnyway, Make TheCm Most Of Him,
Cause GShe Moves On
Pretty BBloody Quick, COohCm..
AmYour New Boyfriend's An Arseh0Le (Wo !)

Int. : G B Em C Cm
       G B Em C Cm

Yeah, GI've Met Jared
(Of Course I've Met Jared)
The BOne That Took You Away From Me
Em  You Hit It Off Instantly
I CKnow, Cause You Won't StopCm Telling Me
I've GSeen His Jawline, 
Shoulders And Muscles
BPush Against His Fashion Sense
I've EmThought About
What He Looks Like Nude
C (I'm Not Gay ThoughCm)  G​

Cause GShe's Living The Dream.B.
Oh, EmShe's Living The Dream..
From CBack When We WereCm Seventeen
GShe's Living The Dream.B.
Oh, EmShe's Living The Dream
From CBack When We WereCm Seventeen

GHow On Earth Can I Be Saved?
When GI'm One Click Away From Insane
Em  I Just Think That I Deserve
A CLittle Bit OfCm What I Earned
I'm GNot Gonna Make Another Scene
BThe One I Made When I Was 23
Means I'm EmNot
Allowed In Disney World C  Cm   C​

(Chorus)
But CHe's In Your Bed,
CmI'm In Your Twitch CGhat
CI've Got The Key
And CmHe's Just A DoormatG​
And CEven Though He's GotCm Social Skills
That GDoesn't Mean I Can'tG7 Pay The Bills
CAnyway, Make TheCm Most Of Him,
Cause GShe Moves On
Pretty BBloody Quick, COohCm..
AmYour New Boyfriend's AnAm Arseh0Le

Int. : G B Em C Cm

I GThink About You EverByday..
So EmHow On Earth Can I CBe SaveCmd..
I GThink About Him A Lot BAs Well
EmMaybe If He Wasn't Fine CAs HelCml..
Cause You're GBeauty.. And You'reB Grace
Your EmTelephone Calls
Are CMy FavoriteCm Place
G  I Want You ToB Notice Me
Em  With No RestrainingC OrdeCmr Please
(Jason DeruGlo!)
I Want You To BCare..
Em  I Want To Smell YCour HaiCmr..G​

Intro : D D7 Bm Gm

DLife Isn't Quite What I Thought It'd Be
When F#I Was A Kid On Voip
I BmThought When I'd Get Older,
I'd GMarry Her.. IGm Told Her

But DNow I'm 26, Work In An Office
F#9 'Til 5, Not The Best, I'll Be Honest
Bm  If I Could Change A SingleG Thing
I'd Make It GmMe And Not Him..

(Chorus)
But GHe's In Your Bed,
GmI'm In Your Twitch CDhat
GI've Got The Key
And GmHe's Just A DoormatD​
And GEven Though He's GotGm Social Skills
That DDoesn't Mean I Can'tD7 Pay The Bills
GAnyway, Make TheGm Most Of Him,
Cause DShe Moves On
Pretty F#Bloody Quick, OGoh.Gm.
EmYour New Boyfriend's An Arseh0Le (Wo !)

Int. : D F# Bm G Gm
       D F# Bm G Gm

Yeah, DI've Met Jared
(Of Course I've Met Jared)
The F#One That Took You Away From Me
Bm  You Hit It Off Instantly
I GKnow, Cause You Won't StopGm Telling Me
I've DSeen His Jawline, 
Shoulders And Muscles
F#Push Against His Fashion Sense
I've BmThought About
What He Looks Like Nude
G (I'm Not Gay ThoughGm)  D​

Cause DShe's Living The Dream.F#.
Oh, BmShe's Living The Dream..
From GBack When We WereGm Seventeen
DShe's Living The Dream.F#.
Oh, BmShe's Living The Dream
From GBack When We WereGm Seventeen

DHow On Earth Can I Be Saved?
When DI'm One Click Away From Insane
Bm  I Just Think That I Deserve
A GLittle Bit OfGm What I Earned
I'm DNot Gonna Make Another Scene
F#The One I Made When I Was 23
Means I'm BmNot
Allowed In Disney World G  Gm   G​

(Chorus)
But GHe's In Your Bed,
GmI'm In Your Twitch CDhat
GI've Got The Key
And GmHe's Just A DoormatD​
And GEven Though He's GotGm Social Skills
That DDoesn't Mean I Can'tD7 Pay The Bills
GAnyway, Make TheGm Most Of Him,
Cause DShe Moves On
Pretty F#Bloody Quick, OGoh.Gm.
EmYour New Boyfriend's AnEm Arseh0Le

Int. : D F# Bm G Gm

I DThink About You EverF#yday..
So BmHow On Earth Can I GBe SaveGmd..
I DThink About Him A Lot F#As Well
BmMaybe If He Wasn't Fine GAs HelGml..
Cause You're DBeauty.. And You'reF# Grace
Your BmTelephone Calls
Are GMy FavoriteGm Place
D  I Want You ToF# Notice Me
Bm  With No RestrainingG OrdeGmr Please
(Jason DeruDlo!)
I Want You To F#Care..
Bm  I Want To Smell YGour HaiGmr..D​