Almost Perfect

Intro
A Have You Checked?
Have A ALook In The Mirror
There's A DFault, A Crack

A Flaw, A Defect
A Have You Tried Wrapping Up?
Taping Over? Eating DLess?

Proceed, You're Almost Perfect
F#m Swear By These BmResults My Darling
SAelf-ImprovementC#m Is My Mission
You Can Try And BmFail To Look LikeA Me
And I Can C#mMake Commission

Verse 1
AHey, Your Lips Have A Tilt
Have You Thought About DBig

The Space Between Your Eyebrows Is?
AHave You Heard? If You Breathed
It Will Give You Double-DChin

Sometimes It's Bеst To Hold It In

Pre-Chorus
It's All Your F#mFault
The ABmbility To AChange Is In YouC#mr Hands
F#m Just Slam The BmWall. Your Bonеs TooA Thick?
And Simply C#mGrind Them Into F#mSand
With MyC# Favorite Brand

Chorus
ALook At You, Babe
You're C#Almost There
With F#mJust Another EDime Or Two
The DGods Will SurelyE Spare You
ANegligence Is Sinful;
C# It's Good To Care
I've F#mHeard Your Useless EDumb Excuses
DToughen Up CauseE Life Just Isn'At C#FaiF#mr

Verse 2
AEvery Day
I Wake Up, And I Do My Morning DShed
It's Worth It, Though I Look AInsane

All The Things That You Never Even Thought
About DBefore
There's A New Standard To AAttain
Don't Make Me F#mLaugh
There's A BmWay To LookA 18 Until YoC#mu Die
We'll Do The F#mMath
There's A BmMillion Useless
ATrinkets You CanC#m Buy
It'd Be A C#Crime Not To Try

Chorus
ALook At You, Babe
You're C#Almost There
With F#mJust Another EDime Or Two
The BGods Will Surely Spare You
ANegligence Is Sinful;
C# It's Good To Care
I've F#mHeard Your Useless EDumb Excuses
BToughen Up CauseBm Life Just Isn'At C#FaiF#mr

Bridge
F#mDon't You EWanna Give Up
AAll The Things ThatB Make YouF#m Unique?
F#mDon't You EWanna Look TheA Age Of
Your BBiologicalF#m Peak?
F#mYou're Just A BmKid
But That ADoesn't Mean
You C#mGet To Just Slack F#mOff
BmYou're AgingA Rapidly
You C#mBetter Not Bend F#mOver, Laugh, Or Cough
N.c.
(Unless You Want Those Ugly
Lines That Show You've Experienced
 Human Emotion)

[Chorus]*Softly*
ALook At You, Babe
You're BmAlmost There
The F#mTime To Hate YourEself Is Now
It's DGood To BeE Aware
You Can APicture Imperfections
But You're C#Running Out Of Time
Let Me F#mPoint You In The ERight Direction
DBuy This Foreign ESkin CarAe C#LinF#me
N.c.
(You're All Ugly And It's All Your Fault.)