Champ

Note: Please Tune Your Guitar To 443 Hz And Place A Capo On The 1St Fret.

Intro
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|C                 C              | C                 Em       F        |
|F                 G              | Am                Am                |
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Verse 1
That CHoodie Was The CBest Thing To CHappen To FMe
Like The One Thing That You GSalvage From A AmHouse Fire
When You CDropped Me At Her Cmaj7House 'Cause I'm Just CToo Much To EmDeal FWith
I'm The AmLast Kid That Should GBe Around A FLighter
And CLying's Such A Cmaj7Chore, But The CTruth Feels So EmWroFng
And Every Turn I GMake Just Keeps Me From AmGetting Where I Want
But When CI Confide In Cmaj7Her, I CTear Apart The FEarth
There's AmSomebody Who GHas It Ten Times FWorse
There's CNo Time Left To Pity And I See It In My EmFriFends
And They All Look So Much GOlder Than AmMe
But ToCnight I'm Feeling Cmaj7Brave, I CThink I'll Act My EmAge Until A AmKid Says That There's GSomething Wrong With FMe

Chorus
And DmSometimes The SEmmoke Smells FGood
Leave The CWindow Open When It's GFreezing DmCo-Em--LFd
I AmKnoGw
When You DmLeft Me Home EmAloFne, When You CLeft For Your Award GShow
I DmDitched You Guys AEmnd FDied, Laid In The SAmnowG​

Verse 2
Spent CToo Many Cmaj7Nights
CPinching My EmSides WonderFing If I'm GLiving In A AmDream
When I CDon't Know Who To Cmaj7Ask
I CThink That I'll Just EmPass, Like, AmMaybe I'll Just GFigure It Out MyFself
ButterCflies Inside Me, They CTurn Into EmTapeworms
And I FStay AGwake 'Till My SAmtomach Hurts
So CWhen It's 4 Am And I CCan't Eat AnyEmthing
I'll Wake AmUp Too Late And GGet What I DeFserve

Verse 3
And I DmKnoEmw, I FTold You Two Weeks, CBut It's Been SeventeeGn Years
And EveDmry EmTime I FSing They Close Their AmEars G​
It's DmAll EmIn My FHead, It's CCheesy But It's TrueG​
If I DmCould, I'dEm Blame It FAll On YoAmu  G​
Sometimes DmI'd TryEm To FTalk, And CNothing Comes Out
AnGd Most Of DmMy MEmemorFies Aren't HowAm  They Really Were G​
I'm SDmlipping OEmn The FLine, I'm ConCfused All The TimeG​
When You DmGo To Claim EmYour FBags, Don't Claim What's AmMineG​

Chorus
And CSometimes The Smoke Smells Cmaj7Good
Leave The CWindow Open When IEmt's Freezing FCoGld
I AmKnow
When You CLeft Me Home Cmaj7Alone, When You CLeft For Your AwarEmd Show
I AmDitched You Guys And GDied, Laid In The FSnow

Instrumental
C Em F G Am
C Em Am G F x2

Verse 4
I CHave This Funny Cmaj7Dream That I CMoved To Bombay EmBeach
And I'm NeFver Seen Or GHeard From AAmgain
Won't Have To CWatch Out For Cmaj7Sharks Swimming CIn The Salton EmSea
Even AmThough I'm More Than GSure F  That One Just FBit Me
And I've CBeen Performing Cmaj7Poorly, But It's CSo Hard To Be EmHonest
She's Been FThreatening That GI Go Get Some AmHelp
When I CPicture Your Cmaj7Face It Comes Up As Someone EmElse
AmSomeone Who's Treated Me The Same CWay