Wasted On The Senate Floor

Verse 1
Dsus2  We Ran Aground In The Philippines
A  Interpreting What HenriEsus4 Bergson Means
Dsus2  When He Says Life Must Be Durational
That FeelsA Million ToEsus4 One
Dsus2  Collapsed In Grace On The Carpeting
A Trade Missionaries Set ToEsus4 Bargaining
Dsus2 We Have No Use For Tricky Marketing
AWe Make Self-EvidentEsus4 Claims
Dsus2We Say, "Let The Products Sell Themselves"
Dsus2We Say, "Let The Products Sell ThemselveAsus4s"
Dsus2We Say, "Let The Products Sell Themselves"
Nc
Like The Minutemen Said
Bsus4      C#M     * (Missing A Chord Here)

Verse 2
Dsus2I Start To Shake When She Stares At Me
AOur Currency's Almost At Esus4Parity
Dsus2I'd Try To Talk, But Apparently That'sA Not Attractively Tough  Esus4​
Dsus2We Tripped And Fell When We Formed A Team
AWe Fixed Ourselves With FEsus4ibrin Soldering
Dsus2Wait, I Was Wrong, That's Called Fibrin Glue
AWe Have Enough Esus4​

Chorus
Dsus2To Get Wasted On The Senate FEsus4loor
She Said, F#m"Blah Blah Blah, I'm Getting BoreEsus4d"
RepublicaDsus2n Watchman From Virginia WraEsus4ps His Fist In A FlF#mag
To Punch Our Esus4Lights Out
Because We're Dsus2Wasted On The Senate FloorEsus4​
Now You'reF#m Trapped Because I Locked The DoEsus4or
And I've Got ThisDsus2 Thorium-2Esus432 And I've Got ThiF#ms Microphone
LisEsus4ten Up

Bridge
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A Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Esus4Naaaa-Ah Ah Ah
Dsus2Na Na Na Na, Na Na Na Na Na
A Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Esus4Naaaa-Ah Ah Ah

Verse 3
Dsus2 We've Got Bloody Eyes But We're Feeling Good
ACausing Confusion In The Esus4Neighborhood
Nothing ProteDsus2cts Us Like An Earmark CoulAd From BearinEsus4g Blows
Dsus2 The Price Is Only What Inflation Pulls
AThe Rules Are Strictly InEsus4formational
Dsus2We Showed Up Late To The Exxon Rave
AWe Brought Our Products IEsus4n Tow

Chorus
Now We'reDsus2 Wasted On The Senate FlooEsus4r
We Put EcsF#mtasy Tabs In TheEsus4 Water Supply
Now We'reDsus2 Wasted On The Senate FlooEsus4r
Let's See Who's F#mGay And Who GetsEsus4 Lonely
When TheyDsus2're Wasted On The Senate FEsus4loor
And The Naval BlF#mockade Gets StruEsus4ck Down With No Trade-Off
We'reDsus2 Wasted On The Senate FlooEsus4r
And We Cast Our F#mEyes To The StroEsus4be Out

Break down
Dsus2Na Na Na Na, Na Na Na Na Na
A Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Esus4Naaaa-Ah Ah Ah
Dsus2Na Na Na Na, Na Na Na Na Na
A Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Esus4Naaaa-Ah Ah Ah
Dsus2Na Na Na Na, Na Na Na Na Na
A Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Esus4Naaaa-Ah Ah Ah
Dsus2Na Na Na Na, Na Na Na Na Na
A Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Esus4Naaaa-Ah Ah Ah

We Got Dsus2Wasted On The Senate Esus4Floor
We Got F#mWasted On The Senate Esus4Floor
We Got Dsus2Wasted On The Senate Esus4Floor
We Got F#mWasted On The Senate Esus4Floor
We Got Dsus2Wasted On The Senate Esus4Floor
We Got F#mWasted On The Senate Esus4Floor
We Got Dsus2Wasted On The Senate Esus4Floor
We Got F#mWasted On The Senate Esus4Floor