Dads Don't Forget

* Strum Once

Intro
Cm   Cm   Cm   F G

Verse 1
CmReverend Gatlin Is An Ethical Man
The FmHonorable Father Of Jennifer Anne
And CmNothing In The World That He Wouldn't Do For His GDaughter
Then CmJennifer Gatlin Met A Dick Named Dan
He FmReckoned That Dan Was A Cheating Man
And He CmCaught Him One Night, Now He's In A Hot Pot Of GWater

Pre-Chorus
And As Soon As FDan Could Talk Again, He Called The Cops
Then He FPlead His Case To An Ambulance Chaser
His GDaddy's Neighbor Called In A Favor
And CThat's What Brings Us Here Today

Chorus
FPeople Of Putnam, Y'all All Rise
A#This One Shouldn't Take Too Much Time
ToFday's The Day The Reverend Takes A CStand (Amen)
The FBailiff Led Him On Through That Door
A#Gave Him The Floor To Address The Court
And He FSaid To The Jury, "You'd CSurely UnderFstand"
Hell, I'm A CmMan Of God, No, I Ain't No Liar
CmHeld His Ass Up To A Brimstone Fire
CmShowed Him The Light With A Couple New Shiners
FmTook It Too Far, And GI Confess
CmGave That Devil A CLesson Learned
And CmThat Broke Jaw, Y'all CKnow He Earned It
CmMade Sure He Heard My CFavorite Sermon
JeFmsus Forgives, But GDaddies Don't ForCmget

Bridge
CmNo, No (No, No, No, No)
CmNo, No (No, No, No, No)
CmNo, No (No, No, No, No)
CmNo, No

Verse 2
CmDan Screamed Out, "See? Y'all, He Did It"
FmKnowing That You Can Acquit It
CmJury Had A Different Set Of GPlans

Pre-Chorus
And The FJudge Says, "Damn, I'd Have Done It Too
If It Was FMy Girl, Dan, You'd Done It Too."
And They Were FDancing Around In Their Living Rooms
When They CmPlayed It Later On The Evening News

Chorus
FPeople Of Putnam, Y'all All Rise
A#This One Shouldn't Take Too Much Time
ToFday's The Day The Reverend Takes A CStand (Amen)
The FBailiff Led Him On Through That Door
A#Gave Him The Floor To Address The Court
And He FSaid To The Jury, "You'd CSurely UnderFstand"
Hell, I'm A CmMan Of God, No, I Ain't No Liar
CmHeld His Ass Up To A Brimstone Fire
CmShowed Him The Light With A Couple New Shiners
FmTook It Too Far, And GI Confess
CmGave That Devil A CLesson Learned
And CmThat Broke Jaw, Y'all CKnow He Earned It
CmMade Sure He Heard My CFavorite Sermon
JeFmsus Forgives, But GDaddies Don't ForCmget

Bridge
CmNo, No (No, No, No, No)
CmNo, No (No, No, No, No)
CmNo, No (No, No, No, No)
CmNo, No

Break
N.c.
So Y'all Think He Did It?
N.c.
Well, Yeah, He Did It, But That Dude Sucks
N.c.
Shit, I'd Have Done It Too
N.c.
Shit, Me Too
CmThe VerD#dict Is In

Chorus
FPeople Of Putnam, Y'all All Rise
A#This One Shouldn't Take Too Much Time
The FForeman Said The Reverend's A Free CmMan
And He FWalked On Out To That Front Door
A#Turned Around And Addressed The Court
And He FSaid, "I Bet That's The CLast Time We See FDan"
Hell, I'm A CmMan Of God, No, I Ain't No Liar
CmHeld His Ass Up To A Brimstone Fire
CmShowed Him The Light With A Couple New Shiners
FmTook It Too Far, And GI Confess
CmGave That Devil A CLesson Learned
And CmThat Broke Jaw, Y'all CKnow He Earned It
CmMade Sure He Heard My CFavorite Sermon
JeFmsus Forgives, But GDaddies Don't ForCmget

Outro
CmNo, No
CmNo, No
CmNo, No
JeFmsus Forgives, But GDaddies Don't ForCmget
CmNo, No
CmNo, No
CmNo, No
CmNo, No