Intro
Chorus
Hairstyles And Attitudes - Are They Connected?
Are The Styles We Embrace A Matter Of Taste, Or Of Values Rejected?
Hairstyles And Attitudes - How Do They Relate?
How Well Do We Use Our Freedom To Choose The Illusions We Create?
Verse
Blow Dried, Bouffant, Basic Training, Cops In Drag Dressed Up Like Whores
Cowboys In Pony Tails, Bankers In Bangs, Presidents In Pompous Pompadours
Mommas In Mohawks, Daddies In Dreadlocks, Heavy Metal Goldilocks Trying To Look Tough
The Wet Look, The Dry Look, The Fbi Look But Can You Judge A Crook By His Coverup?
Chorus
Hairstyles And Attitudes - Are They Connected?
Are The Styles We Embrace A Matter Of Taste, Or Of Values Rejected?
Hairstyles And Attitudes - How Do They Relate?
How Well Do We Use Our Freedom To Choose The Illusions We Create?
Verse
Razor Cut, Laser Cut, Chop’n’channel, Ced Up, Slicked Back, Hanging In The Eyes
Parted Left, Parted Right, Straight Down The Middle, Scientists Say Your Hair Never Lies
I've Done Lots Of Research, It May Be Just Hype, But The Latest Findings Cause Me To Tremble
Categorize Us Into Three Basic Types By Which Of The Three Stooges We Most Closely Resemble
Chorus
Hairstyles And Attitudes - Are They Connected?
Are The Styles We Embrace A Matter Of Taste, Or Of Values Rejected?
Hairstyles And Attitudes - How Do They Relate?
How Well Do We Use Our Freedom To Choose The Illusions We Create?
Coda
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