Intro
Verse
About A Week Ago Bobby Jones Had Him A Few For Lunch
And When He Came Back On The Job, You Know He Was A Little Drunk
He Said Look At The Way My New Skillsaw Rips Through This Wood
The Next Thing We Knew, Bobby's Thumb Was Gone For Good
Verse
The Guy Next Door's Got A Shop In His Cellar, It's His Pride And Joy
He Loves That Workshop Almost As Much As His Wife And Little Boy
But One Day He Didn't Lock The Door And Little Jimmy Started Fooling Around In There
Now The Neighborhood Little League Team, Is Short A Player
Chorus
Because A Saw Don't Know The Difference, Between A Man And A Piece Of Pine
One Mistake Is All It Takes, And Folks Just End Up Crying
A Million Tears Won't Bring Back Your Fingers, They Won't Bring Back Your Little Boy
So Remember, A Power Tool Is, Not A Toy, Yeahhhhhh
Verse
Some Hippies Were Clearing Land Up North To Build A Commune
And They've Been Tripping On Lsd All Afternoon
One Of Them Got His Long Hair Caught, In A Chainsaw Blade
His Mind Left His Body The Hard Way
Chorus
Because A Saw Don't Know The Difference, Between A Man And A Piece Of Pine
One Mistake Is All It Takes, And Folks Just End Up Crying
A Million Tears Won't Bring Back Your Fingers, They Won't Bring Back Your Little Boy
So Remember, A Power Tool Is, Not A Toy
Remember A Power Tool Is Not A Toy
