Was Any Of It True..?
Gazing At Me Starry Eyed..
In Your Jehovah's Witness Suit..
Who The Fuck Was That Guy..?
You Tried To Buy Some Pills..
From A Friend Of Friends Of Mine..
They Just Ghosted You..
Now You Know What It Feels Like..
Chorus
And I Don't Even Want You Back,
I Just Want To Know..
If Rusting My Sparkling
Summer Was The Goal..
And I Don't Miss What We Had,
But Could Someone Give..
A Message To The Smallest
Man Who Ever Lived..?
You Hung Me On Your Wall..
Stabbed Me With Your Push Pins..
In Public, Showed Me Off..
Then Sank In Stoned Oblivion..
Cause Once Your Queen Had Come..
You'd Treat Her Like An Also Ran..
You Didn't Measure Up..
In Any Measure Of A Man...
Chorus
And I Don't Even Want You Back,
I Just Want To Know..
If Rusting My Sparkling
Summer Was The Goal..
And I Don't Miss What We Had,
But Could Someone Give..
A Message To The Smallest
Man Who Ever Lived?
Were You Sent By Someone..
Who Wanted Me Dead..?
Did You Sleep With A Gun
Underneath Our Bed..?
Were You Writing A Book?
Were You A Sleeper Cell Spy..?
In Fifty Years Will All This
Be Declassified..?
And You'll Confess Why You Did It
And I'll Say, "Good Riddance"
Cause It Wasn't Sexy Once It
Wasn't Forbidden
I Would've Died For Your Sins..
Instead I Just Died Inside..
And You Deserve Prison,
But You Won't Get Time
You'll Slide Into Inboxes
And Slip Through The Bars..
You Crashed My Party And Your Rental Car
You Said Normal Girls Were "Boring"
But You Were Gone By The Morning
You Kicked Out The Stage Lights,
But You're Still Performing
And In Plain Sight You Hid
But You Are What You Did
And I'll Forget You,
But I'll Never Forgive
The Smallest Man Who Ever.. Lived..