Intro
N.c.
Okay Take Twelve You Bastards
Verse 1
I Just Called Up To Tell You That I'm Ragged But Right
Theif And A Gambler And I'm Drunk Every Night
I Eat A Big T-Bone Steak Three Times A Day For My Board
It's More Than Any Unemployed Man Can Afford
I Got A Big 'Lectric Fan That Keeps Me Cool While I Eat
A Big Husky Woman Keeps Me Warm While I Sleep
Oh I'm A Rambler, I'm A Gambler And I'm Drunk Every Night
Well I Just Called Up To Tell You That I'm Ragged But Right, Oh
Solo
Go Ahead Robert
Robert You're Ragged But You Ain't Right
Verse 2
Yeah I Got A '36 Plymouth Just To Drive Me Around
Got A Penthouse Appartment But It's Two Stories Down
I Got A Twenty Foot Keychain With Thirty-Four Keys
There's Thirty-Four Angry Husbands Lookin' Out For Me
I Got A Rich Millionairess She Waits For My Call
I Got My Picture In A Frame On The Post Office Wall
I'm Big And Fat And Ugly And Cheap But I'm Tight
I Just Called Up To Tell You That I'm Ragged Ragged Ragged But Right Oh Yeah
Oo Yeah!
