(From The 2026 Album Wherever You Are Tonight)
Intro
Verse 1
I Was Drinking At The Bar On An Evening Such As This One
Fell In Love And Lost It All The Same
She Was In And She Was Out
Fast As Tom The Fiddler′S Elbow
The Kind Of Girl You Never Find Again
Verse 2
She Flew Across The Floor, She Tripped The Light Fantastic
Grabbed My Hand She Said "This Is Our Song!"
I Never Learned To Dance So I Said Something Sarcastic
And Hoped My Feet Would Carry Me Along
Instrumental Break
Verse 3
I Tried To Take The Lead But My Legs They Wouldn't Let Me
Went In For A Spin But I Got Spun
That Night I Realized For A Man That Thinks He′S Wise
I Never Learned To Have A Little Fun
Verse 3
She Said "My Handsome Lad, You're Stiffer Than A Floorboard"
"Your Hands Are Rough From Working Night And Day"
"And I Just Can't Take A Chance On A Man Who Cannot Dance"
"And See′S It Fit To Work His Life Away"
Instrumental Break
Verse 4
The Band Had Finished Up, The Lights Came On Above Us
The Barkeep Bellowed Out "It′S Time To Go"
If I'd Have Took The Time To Learn To Dance
I Could Have Had A Fine Romance
Instead I Sit Here Feeling All Alone
Verse 5
But Every Now And Then On An Evening Such As This One
When I′M Feeling Lost, I Go Where I Was Found
Back Down To The Bar Where That Girl Stole My Heart
And I Hope Tonight That She'll Come Back Around
Outro
