She's The Hindenburg, The Titanic
Mt. St. Helens And The Bank Panic
My -- My Disaster Girl
In San Francisco She's The Fault Line
On The Poseidon She's Ernest Borgnine
My -- My Disaster Girl
Chorus
Everywhere She Goes Everything Goes Wrong
I Can Keep Her Out Of Trouble
But I Don't Know For How Long
She's In The New Testament And The Old One
She's Two World Wars Plus The Cold One
My -- My Disaster Girl
Chorus
She's The Chicago Fire, Hurricane Camille
The First Footstep On The First Banana Peel
She's My -- My Disaster Girl
