Intro
Verse 1
Born Damn Near A Genius All Hope To Save The World
She Aced All Her Tests No Time To Rest An All American Girl
She Tried Her Best To Travel Though Funds Were Always Tight
She Met A Boy Who Brought Her Joy She Never Made The Flight
Chorus
Got A Phd In Dishes And A Doctorate In Wine
Got A Million Pennies In The Bank And A Job That Passes Time
Won't See Her Name In The History Books Or On The Town Marquee
Secondary Life Secondary Strif Her Obituary Reads
Instrumental
Verse 2
She Never Left That Small Town She Hated So Much Then
The Town Remains The All The Same A Grave For Could've Been
Barefoot Floors And Worn Pine Board And A Door That Sags And Creaks
Shingles Missing Off The Roof And A Hose Thats Sprung A Leak
Chorus
Got A Phd In Dishes And A Doctorate In Wine
Got A Million Pennies In The Bank And A Job That Passes Time
Won't See Her Name In The History Books Or On The Town Marquee
Secondary Life Secondary Strif Her Obituary Reads
Instrumental
Bridge
Urban Degree
Crooked Family Tree
Student Loans Take Me Home And Set Me Free
Instrumental
Chorus
Got A Phd In Dishes And A Doctorate In Wine
Got A Million Pennies In The Bank And A Job That Passes Time
Won't See Her Name In The History Books Or On The Town Marquee
Secondary Life Secondary Strif Her Obituary Reads
Outro
Jam On
