Verse 1
I Got One Who's A Ceo, One With A Phd
One Who's Got 10 Degrees, I Don't Know What They Mean
I Got One Who Went To Harvard, One Who Went To Yale
Yes, I Went To College Too. I Don't Remember It Too Well
Chorus
Don't Tell Them If You See Them
They Might Be In This Room
They'll Find Out Soon Enough
I Just Hope It's Not Too Soon
I Try To Keep It To Myself
But It's Pretty Plain To See
It Turns Out That All My Friends
Are Much Smarter Than Me
It's No Surprise, All My Friends
Are Much Smarter Than Me
Verse 2
I Got One Who's An Astronaut, She Builds Her Rockets Too
She Took A Break From Outer Space, Invented Super Glue
I Got One In An Ivory Tower, He Lets Me Visit From Time To Time
My Hope Is Through Osmosis, I'll Expand My Mind
Chorus
Don't Tell Them If You See Them
I Hope To Keep Them All My Life
After All, There's One Of Them
I Happen To Call My Wife
I Try To Keep It To Myself
But It's Pretty Plain To See
It Turns Out That All My Friends
Are Much Smarter Than Me
It's No Surprise, All My Friends
Are Much Smarter Than Me
