Verse 1
Fell Outta Bed Into A Suit And A Tie
Never Woulda Guessed I'd Be Spending Every Saturday Night
Serenading A Room Full Of Wine
If Love's In The Air, Say A Prayer For The Groom And The Bride
Goat Suedes And Choke Chains, It Don't Matter
I Got Jams From Coltrane To Cobain
Yeah, I'd Rather Sing The Tunes That I Write
But Music Don't Pay For Canned Tuna And Rice
Chorus
I Just Might
Drink Until I Can't Stand
Slur The Words During The First Dance
Start A Fist Fight With The Best Man
Screaming, "If I Can't Have Her, Nobody Can"
It Ain't Right To Ruin Their Plans
But, Tonight, I'm Taking That Chance
Baby, I'm Just A Good Guy For Thе One-Night Stand, Yeah
'Cause I'm In Thе Band
Verse 2
Took A Boot To The Top Of My Lip
Shouldn't Have Assumed That The Groom Was A Polygamist
Kahlua Shooters And Tropical Twists
My Toxicological Moxie Is Hard To Resist
Hors D'oeuvres All Over My Loafers
But Don't Call Me A Chauffeur, No Sir
Yeah, I Ain't No One-Trick Son Of A Bitch
I Sing From The Heart But I Think With My Dick
Chorus
I Just Might
Drink Until I Can't Stand
Slur The Words During The First Dance
Start A Fist Fight With The Best Man
Screaming, "If I Can't Have Her, Nobody Can"
It Ain't Right To Ruin Their Plans
But, Tonight, I'm Taking That Chance
Baby, I'm Just A Good Guy For Thе One-Night Stand, Yeah
'Cause I'm In Thе Band
Bridge
Hey, You In The White Shirt
Put Your Hands Up And Nobody Gets Hurt
Just Get In My Car, Yeah, We'll Go For A Ride
I Know You're A Star, But You're Coming With Me Tonight
You Don't Try To Fight The Feeling
Keep Your Head High Despite The Ceiling
The Party's Over, I Don't Understand
I Thought I Told You I'm In The Band
Chorus
I Just Might
Drink Until I Can't Stand
Slur The Words During The First Dance
Start A Fist Fight With The Best Man
Screaming, "If I Can't Have Her, Nobody Can"
It Ain't Right To Ruin Their Plans
But, Tonight, I'm Taking That Chance
Baby, I'm Just A Good Guy For Thе One-Night Stand, Yeah
'Cause I'm In Thе Band
Outro
I'm In The Band
I'm In The Band
I'm In The Band, Band, Band, Band, Band, Band, Band, Band, Band
I'm In The Band
I'm In The Band
I'm In The Band, Band, Band, Band, Band
