Intro
Verse 1
Well Maybe I Should Go Where The Wasteland Meets The Sea
Where The Streetlights Speak In Unfamiliar Lines
Yeah Maybe I Should Run Someplace With Easy Saturdays
Get Lost In The Midnight Maze For Real This Time
Chorus
Where All The Country Crumbles On A Tv Screen
Same Episode All Your Life
And All The World Could Watch And Never Feel A Thing
So Why's Anybody Surprised
Verse 2
Or Maybe I Should Dance The Way I Never Thought I Could
Like A Wildfire 'Cross The Woods In A Summer Dry
See If I Had The Blood In Me To Move That Way
On The Dancefloor's Where I'd Stay Most Every Night
{Chorus]
And While The Country Crumbled On A Tv Screen
I Botched The Electric Slide
'Cause All My World's A Wallflower Still Waiting
For Some Backbone To Try
Verse 3
Sometimes Now It Seems Everyone's Just An Asshole
And Shit's Worth It's Weight In Gold In Modern Times
Where The Ape Smiles At The Camera At The Award Ceremony
But He's A Monkey Just Like Me Holding Some Prize
Chorus
Where All The Country Crumbles On A Tv Screen
Same Episode Every Time
All The World Can Watch And Never Feel A Thing
So Why's Anybody Surprised?
Why's Anybody's Surprised?
