Verse 1
I’m A Waitress Back In Houston, I’m A Stripper In La
I’m A Prom Queen Cutie Back In Albequerque, With A Plan To Get Away
I’m A Poet Up In Soho I’m A West Virginia Wife
Who’s Picking Up For That Dumb Mothertrucker For Too Long In My Life
Chorus
Paint Me A Cowboy With A Lone Star Lasso
That Can Rope Me Up And Tie Me Down In The Southwest Plains
Paint Me A Cowboy, A Sky Lonesome Feeling
And A Misty Eye Good Bye And A Month Away
Verse 2
I’m A Fiddler Down In San Antone, Who’s Been Off The Road Too Long
I’m A Sunday School Teacher Back In Baton Rouge, Who’s Jesus Has Up And Gone
I’m A Quarter Horse Rider In Coeur D’alene, And I’m A Poker Playing Fool
Who Lost One Month’s Pay In One Short Day, And All I Got Left Is This Song
Chorus
Paint Me A Cowboy With A Lone Star Lasso
That Can Rope Me Up And Nail Me Down In The Southwest Plains
Paint Me A Cowboy, A Sky Lonesome Feeling
And A Misty Eye Good Bye And A Month Away
Verse 3
I’m A 57 Mustang And I’m A Slow Ride Down The Coast
I’m A Trailer Park Tramp Back In Santa Cruz Who’s Just Seen The Holy Ghost
And I’m A San Fran Fortune Teller Yeah I Can Reads The Palms Of Men
And The Lines In My Hand Is A Promise Land But I Still Ain’t Getting Any
Chorus
Paint Me A Cowboy With A Lone Star Lasso
That Can Rope Me Up And Nail Me Down In The Southwest Plains
Paint Me A Cowboy, A Sky Lonesome Feeling
And A Misty Eye Good Bye And A Month Away
