Intro
Verse 1
French Braids And A Ginger Ale
A Therapy Session In North Carolina
A Flight Attendant That Could Not Have Been Finer
A Compliment Please, Or A Cigarette
But Only One Showed At That Dinner For Two
And It Wasn't Me So It Must Have Been You
Pre Chorus
Oh How Nice
You Actually Have Your Life Together
But Don't You Ever
Chorus
Wanna Go Crazy
And Live With Your Mum In An Apartment At 33
Date All Of The People That You Find On The Street
And Live In A World Where Nobody Likes The Look Of Your Cv
But Yes I'm A Fully Functioning Mother Of Two
And I Better Go 'Cause I Got A Lot Of Stuff To Do
As They Say "Dinner Don't Make Itself"
So Deliveroo Is What I Use
And My Mum, Poor Love, Can't Tell
Instrumental
Verse 2
Long Conversations And Short Goodbyes
I'd Love You If I Could Remember Your Name
But I'm Forgetful And A Little To Vain
A Record Player From A Vintage Store
It Probably Would Have Been Cheaper On Ebay
But Then Again At Least It Went To Elaine
Pre Chorus
Who's Probably Nice
And Actually Has Her Life Together
But Don't You Ever
Chorus
Wanna Go Crazy
And Live With Your Mum In An Apartment At 33
Date All Of The People That You Find On The Street
And Live In A World Where Nobody Likes The Look Of Your Cv
But Yes I'm A Fully Functioning Mother Of Two
And I Better Go 'Cause I Got A Lot Of Stuff To Do
As They Say "Dinner Don't Make Itself"
So Deliveroo Is What I Use
And My Mum, Poor Love, Can't Tell
Bridge
The Degree That I Didn't Get
The Family Dog That Should Go To The Vet
The Guy That I Dated That Came Out As Gay
The Money That I Probably Should Have Saved
The Wine Glasses That Haven't Been Washed
And Time Passes And I Don't Give A Toss
My Mother Works More Hours Than Me
She's Clinically Vlunerable And 63
The Propaganda I Fall For
Dodgey Guys And I Only Want More
The Plastic I'm Using Is Filling The Ocean
I Walk Into Room And I Cause A Commotion
The Dates, The Drinks, The Dole
The Car That I Bought That I Never Sold
The Guy On The Street That Told Me To Smile
I Haven't Had A Job In A While
Chorus
I'm Crazy
And Live With My Mum In An Apartment At 33
Date All Of The People That I Find On The Street
And Live In A World Where Nobody Likes The Look Of My Cv
But Yes I'm A Fully Functioning Mother Of Two
And I Better Go 'Cause I Got A Lot Of Stuff To Do
Hey Little Lady Get Yourself On The Right Road
So On Benefits, Is How I Live
And My Mum, Poor Love, Don't Know
Outro
